Oh, I’m sure you’re very sorry, Glenn Bec…

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I’m twice divorced and therefore very experienced in what I would do.

A Seattle Speedball always does the trick.

They should be sold in the same quantities as Chicken McNuggets.

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“Then they asked for a ransom…”

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The word “legend”:

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This makes me want to “dance”!

Because Russia is an ally.

Damn it! Now I have to put mine right side up.

I will never believe that sheep scream like that.

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Me looking in my fridge today. I think I might make pasta. Thank you.

Of course, representing that unforgettable time when Ichiro handed a fan a corn dog.

This sad little meal is gifting us so much comedy.

This sadly made me laugh really hard. 🐝 🪹

I worked at Barros and that pizza was/is still my favorite. (I also lived in Chicago for 15 years.)

This is commitment to the bit.

I remember being like 6 years old and saw people doing this on the Christian channel and thinking, “these people are crazy and lying”.

The music is what is important.

2026

I am certainly not trying to be attractive to that necrophiliac.

Stubbed my toe and exclaimed, “Dr. Reginald Saunders!”

I could eat all the steamed hams and wimpy burgers.

And those old men were never the young men serving.

Try some early Dance Hall Crashers.

Can’t wait to see the size of the salad and soup with that breadstick.

I had to look that up. The Jets are sad.

Geographically, one of the prettiest cities and stadiums in the country. Coming out of the tunnel on to the bridge to the city is an experience.

She’s wearing a fucking DoorDash shirt!! Nobody does that! They make it so obvious.

All I can think of is Space 9/11. Any Saudis want to take Astronaut lessons?

It was good for Amanda until it wasn’t.