Agreed...unless it's a Roomba, in which case it's a bad puppy.

I'm not a political consultant but i feel like dems could probably get a lot of leverage out of pushing for green technologies that would wean the us off being dependent on oil in this particular moment

Except 2 empty netters. Ughhhh

Nothing breaks my heart like an empty net goal #letsgotech

Lol I've never heard a single Californian resident say one good thing about him as governor. I've never heard a Democrat or Progressive say they want him to run for President. Stop forcing him on us. Nobody wants him.

Truly an underrated show

Weird that Peacock hasn't fixed the glitchy replay of the USA vs Sweden women's Olympic Hockey semifinal yet? Several minutes of the first period are unwatchable and they're just gonna leave it like that?

Can we remove the W from the acronym for the Professional Women's Hockey League? PWHL has twice as many syllables than PHL.

Obsessed with all the 90s music soundtracks for Rhythm Dancing. Never thought I'd see a figure skating routine set to The Offspring's Pretty Fly For a White Guy at the Olympics.

Look I can offer you awkward silence or awkward conversation the choice is yours

Grief is a sneaky fucker.

I just need the Bills to know that it's ok not to attempt 2-point conversions. It's always ok.

so weird when people don't set their venmo interactions to private. I don't want to see that shit.

ok but can your AI glasses catch a quick glance of a familiar-looking guy in your hometown grocery store, and then search through 3+ decades of memories scattered around your brain, and give you an accurate answer for where you recognize him from?

Nothing makes me shout at the tv like when I pause to point something out and the screen gets covered in an advertisement why did the reformists of the 20th century condemn us to this capitalist hell

Sports is torture.

You've got to be kidding me. THAT'S how the world series ends?

If you're in line to PITCH at Game 7 of the World Series, STAY IN LINE

Ernie Clement with a death drop at home plate

The Drag Race - World Series mashup we didn't know we needed.

Hat-tip to the World Series showrunner.

I’m horrified by Trump’s order to send 300 National Guard troops to Chicago. We’re only nine months into a four year term and already the president is trying to invade an American city. If you’re in the Guard, you can and should refuse these orders.

So many coverups.

Release the Epstein files.

Release the Homan tapes.

Release the Venezuelan fishing boats evidence.

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."

ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

And on this site, too, I will solemnly swear to myself not to let bookmarks become unmanageable within 30 days.

Sorry I haven’t been around. I’m on a very tight schedule of getting nothing done

Dear NBC, please always make sure Peacock is the last word in your commercials.
It brings me so much joy when the TiVo skips just enough of the ad break for us to randomly hear a deep voice say "cock" right before the show returns.

[looking back at my life] huh not really my best work

You ever just...pull a dead bird out of the pool skimmer and wonder how long it's been in there?

Are there any fun apps out there? maybe fun is the wrong word. Not looking for a game, just an app that's not a bummer.