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Posts by Matt Gardner

A map of the Arabian Peninsula with a red line navigating around the Strait of Hormuz

A map of the Arabian Peninsula with a red line navigating around the Strait of Hormuz

Nothing like playing Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, and even Indy was able to make it through the Strait of Hormuz

2 days ago 12 1 0 0
A link box on Bing Rewards that states: "Turn Earth Day art into points / Create feel-good images and pick up 20 points. / Try Bing Image Creator >"

A link box on Bing Rewards that states: "Turn Earth Day art into points / Create feel-good images and pick up 20 points. / Try Bing Image Creator >"

Love this from Microsoft Bing: "Celebrate Earth Day by making shit AI images and helping to destroy the world's water resources!"

20 points value = 1.6p.

4 days ago 8 1 1 0

Good man. So many people miss out on that experience. It's one of my favourite things in the game

6 days ago 1 0 0 0

He attacks the pope and reposts himself as Jesus, but then I get a PR email saying "Hey, wanna play Barbie Horse Ride & Rescue?"

Yeah, I fucking might, actually, anything that focuses on "not this" is great thanks

6 days ago 12 0 1 0

EXACTLY. I thought Gwent was a bag of wank - it was just a badly balanced game in an otherwise near-perfect game. Sabacc FEELS like Star Wars. No regrets. Have you got to the storyline point of Sabacc yet?

6 days ago 1 0 1 0

Couldn't agree more. Also, if you haven't already, get into Sabacc. It's not easy to start with, but it gets really enjoyable and the payoff is IMMACULATE

6 days ago 1 0 1 0

Are you playing it at the moment? Jealous if so - it's easily one of the most underrated games of recent years, thanks to the boring anti-Ubi (and often misogynistic) brigade

6 days ago 1 0 1 0
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I'm more astounded that there isn't a single Nintendo game in there!

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

I wouldn't say sports games are adventures, though, but I take your point CF Dead Rising

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

Ah, go on then. This game and all other adventures that rely on a consistent countdown timer (e.g. Dead Rising) suuuuuuck

1 week ago 4 0 1 0

Hey it's your birthday? HBQ64! Or are you Quest 65 now?

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

Ah shit, this is literally one of my top three albums of all time, why do you keep hitting the target, did you sell your soul

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

I hate what you're going through and I specifically hate that man. You're in my thoughts and please stay safe mate ♥️

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

Every time I see a robin, I think of my late dad. Thanks for the extra memories here mate! ♥️

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

He's a sentient cue ball

1 week ago 2 0 1 0
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I'll tell you what, FIFA must feel really silly about giving him that Peace Prize of theirs

1 week ago 21 2 1 0
Temple Newsam House from the front

Temple Newsam House from the front

We decided to make the most of the nice weather to walk the dog and distract ourselves from the president of the US threatening indiscriminate genocide

2 weeks ago 13 0 0 0

Yeah, it's absolutely retrospective cringe from me

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

I mainly remember I Want You Back by the Jackson 5, which is a banger! But there's also a Lostprophets song on there 🫠

2 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

Please let me know how you find it! It's a great game. That enemy that shouts "pack it in!" always makes me laugh

2 weeks ago 1 1 0 0

WAH-OOOOOH

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

I've played it dozens of times and I've never even got close to completing it

2 weeks ago 1 1 0 1
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IIRC he's been taking Aaron Rupar's clips without credit, then blocked Aaron when he was called out

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
Sean Leahy, @thepunningman:

"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

Sean Leahy, @thepunningman: "The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

This is the killer for me

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Can't beat a bit of Tobes

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

I missed this for review but I really need to play it!

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0
A small dog standing on a path next to a stream with huge rock formations

A small dog standing on a path next to a stream with huge rock formations

A large waterfall surrounded by crags and fields, with a very rocky stream

A large waterfall surrounded by crags and fields, with a very rocky stream

Wooden steps leading down a steep decline to a river

Wooden steps leading down a steep decline to a river

A u-shaped section of rapids in a rocky valley, with trees on both sides

A u-shaped section of rapids in a rocky valley, with trees on both sides

I needed this 4.5-mile walk, but not as much as I needed the pint when we finished

2 weeks ago 11 0 0 0

Oh I LOVE these

2 weeks ago 1 1 1 0

I just completed this in coop with my friend and really enjoyed it - a couple of spammy bosses, but the scale of some battles was incredible!

3 weeks ago 1 0 1 0
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Why though.

3 weeks ago 5 0 1 1