Jemaine looks like Dan Wilson in this photo

maybe a future volume: "how to make an apple pie from scratch"

Dark money group offers influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate Progressive House candidate Kat Abughazaleh told MS NOW the secretive campaign is “filled with false and defamatory claims.”

HOLY SHIT.

A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election.

Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

shrimp heaven now?

I don't think there are good arguments against this position

man, what are you doing here?

that sounds like a very productive activity

borb 💛

the potato chips in question. they were ketchup flavour

i ate some potato chips. rt if you agree

you're frustrating

peppers and cucumbers, too

tbf it feels real good if you're an undiagnosed neurodivergent kid in the 1980s, grocery shopping with your dad and you're trying to figure out what to do with yourself while he smokes a cigarette in the aisles

i mean...capitulating to the fash? seems pretty on brand for the nyt

i was never happy

yummy yummy boot

cool cool cool. party of prolife.

you want us dead or pregnant? which is it?

Me: please don’t use ChatGPT, even tasks that you’d never pay a creative for in the first place, and so are not depriving humans of work, are massively resource-intensive and killing the planet.

Half Of Facebook, Apparently: this is what I’d look like as a Barbie!

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

Claim by the White House:

The Supreme Court ruling made it “very clear” that Trump was “well within his constitutional authority” to carry out deportations under the Alien Enemies Act.

What the Supreme Court actually ruled:

Mercy looked it up yesterday night and the tariffs are about to make my Crohn's meds unavailable.

So that's cool.

Anyway, don't sleep on the eugenicist aspect of this. Tariffs are going to make it unaffordable for disabled people to stay alive, which is part of the point of them.

this is already a huge problem with cars in general

77 million one mans

Someone on the Other Site just said that no one needs a lawyer for a protest because you can't be arrested for peacefully protesting in America.

And now I will go spontaneously combust.

1. Stop assuming people announce all their activism on social media.

2. Stop demanding people announce all their activism on social media.

3. Stop deriding people for not announcing all their activism on social media.

4. Dunking on people on social media isn't activism and isn't praxis.

"CDs are an irrelevant technology." YES. Yes you're starting to get it. Look how stupid relevant technology is. You're so close to realizing that CDs are awesome

a lil hope, as a treat 💛

the trees were a mistake

the recline function is a test

he's super wrong about a lot of stuff. you and your colleagues are failing our communities by merely "demanding his resignation" and not FORCIBLY REMOVING THIS DICTATORIAL REGIME FROM OFFICE

The strategy of “concede a small point to win the greater point” should be replaced by the “Lol, no” offensive. More effective AND more fun and easy to learn. Resonates across demographics. I am avail to give a seminar on this