my work here is done

this displeases the balloon gods

Huge scoop from @richmond.com showing how RPD and @dannyavula.bsky.social schemed to "saturate the public narrative" (i.e, do propaganda) about Flock after @richmonddsa.bsky.social activists began organizing against use of the controversial surveillance system.

i did not, it's the @sickoscommittee.org who furiously on the hunt! they will love this tip though!

the fame summary here is a thing of art

the cheeky bastard!

Here is the Top Ten in Appearances too.

New sentence alert.

I issue a retraction

oh maybe they were talking about her? i just assumed they were talking about vrabel.

i really should get back to work

This just makes me sad for Big Red. More people need to invite him to their weddings!! I don't care if you went to WKU or not.

2026 UCA Mascot Nationals - Brutus Buckeye YouTube video by Mascot Insider

brutus danced to trap queen while dressed as a bank robber

youtu.be/MFGVKpZ_niQ?...

just a back breaking loss here

what you may not know is this is the second time this year goldy has come up just short of brutus. at uca nationals this year, goldy finished second in the mascot competition by just .14 points

it quietly stopped publishing last week so you can probably get it for a lot cheaper than that if you want

i honestly did not know toledo had a mascot and i dont remember sending a request to them

I always get at least one response immediately after a story drops and this week the award goes to Toledo. Rocky and Rocksy Rocket were booked just once last year at a rate of $200.

But it was for a wedding!

No I only accept credut

Still waiting! Wisconsin is quick on some things and slower on others!

who won though?!

Amazing! I wrote about that event a dozen years ago. No mascot in attendance, sadly.
www.postandcourier.com/food/mountai...

i think for all the terror and destruction the ivy leagues hath wrought on society, they should be subjected to public records laws

he couldn't handle getting called out by @mattbrown.bsky.social

extra credut to these guys for knowing that the texas mascot is called hook 'em, NOT bevo. bevo is seperate

The farthest a mascot traveled for a single event? That would be WVU's Mountaineer Man

He went 580 miles from Morgantown to Charleston, South Carolina for the "Annual Low Country Mountaineers BBO Bash & Pepperoni Roll Bake-Off," which is a real event I'm absolutely going to this summer.

big red was only booked 22 times last year for off campus events! it's available if you want?

how many times have you hired mr and ms wuf?

i didn't even notice that little shade!