Unfortunately his presence didn’t cause the Iranians to surrender even after 21 hours. I would have tapped out in under an hour.

If the Iranians didn’t surrender after having spent 21 hours in a room with JD Vance, I see little hope for peace.

So great! I was at the University of Oregon in 85 and literally never saw anybody wearing a tie. Is that why I’m poor? 😉

I’m starting to think the civilization we should be worried about being wiped out is our own.

The “speech writer” who decided to just cut and paste Trump’s posts over the last few weeks should probably be fired.

The “speech writer” who decided to just cut and paste Trump’s posts over the last few weeks should probably be fired.

The “speech writer” who decided to just cut and paste Trump’s posts over the last few weeks should probably be fired.

The Iranian negotiators are like my “girlfriend” I met at camp but can’t introduce you to because she lives in Canada.

I know why Trump likes Christopher Columbus. He was an Italian working for Spain and Trump is an American working for Russia.

Team work makes the dream work…and opens the Strait of Hormuz.

Team work makes the dream work…and opens the Strait of Hormuz.

Press: when will the war end?
Admin: when we are done.
Press: done doing what?
Admin: ending the war.

This 47 year war is like my “girlfriend” I met at camp but she lives in Canada.

There seems to be as many reasons for this war as there are wars Trump claims to have ended.

If nobody knows you’re in a war for 47 years are you really in a war?

Can’t trust a guy with the call sign Maverick

Don’t forget the farmers and the cowboys in Oklahoma.

SOTU
18 minutes - lies
30 minutes - Republicans standing and clapping for lies
22 minutes - awards and recognitions
34 minutes of standing and clapping
4 minutes - honestly the best speech Trump has ever given

Can’t wait to get my tariff rebate.

RFK Jr might be Tobias Funke with full jeans.

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

Hey Donny, it’s not as big as you think it is. Like your brain, your vocabulary, your…

Again and worse.

So a guy who tried and failed to steal an election has kidnapped a guy who did steal election.

I haven’t watched 60 Minutes since the 80’s but I have seen the CECOT segment. Thanks Bari Weiss.

High seas piracy…wouldn’t have guessed that. Actually, it kinda tracks.

FIFA, arguably the most corrupt sports organization on the planet, has given its first (and I’m guessing last) peace prize to Donald Trump. Of course they did.

What are the odds Rep. Clay Higgins is in the Epstein files?

Trump is lifting tariffs off coffee. If only George the III did that for tea. Oh, wait it wasn’t really about the tea was it.

If my football team keeps losing, I’m gonna stop watching…ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I’m a Raiders fan.