And get the word ‘Epstein’ in there somehow.

An image of Ebenezer Scrooge (in the definitive Alastair Sim film version) leaning out of his window on Christmas morning calling, “You boy! Are the Straits of Hormuz open or closed today?”

Every day, lately.

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

Apology not accepted.

Emails show Amazon colluding with other firms to raise prices, California authorities allege The previously redacted messages were unveiled as part of an antitrust battle with California attorney general Rob Bonta

Emails released on Monday by California’s attorney general show Amazon allegedly colluding with other companies to raise the prices of pet treats, khaki pants, eyedrops and other products sold online

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

Apple anything with meaningful privacy.

Fair assessment

As a Canadian, I can confirm this. We call them “cobra chickens” and we give them a wide berth.

Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.

My father survived a year with pancreatic cancer but it was a year of terrible suffering. This is very encouraging news.

www.nbcnews.com/health/cance...

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

BREAKING: John Eastman, the attorney who helped with Trump's strategy to overturn the 2020 election, has just been disbarred!

91% of New Renewable Projects Now Cheaper Than Fossil Fuels Alternatives Renewables maintain their cost leadership in global power markets, IRENA’s new report on Renewable Power Generation Costs in 2024 confirms.

You know what doesn't get more expensive if you blockade the Strait of Hormuz?

Renewable Energy.

www.irena.org/News/pressre...

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

There is a large possibility that this is true. The same way he constantly confuses ‘seeking asylum’ with ‘insane asylum’.

Exactly. @juliadavisnews.bsky.social points out this was not the first time👇🏽

Trump is very obviously lying (as usual) and anyone pretending to buy it is just telling on themselves

He’s finished. If the (remaining) cons have any sense of political survival, he’s done.

Gorgeous!

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

To be fair this is a photograph of my actual doctor.

Ridiculous. Edmontonians love the Butterdome. It’s been a fixture for ages.

I thought peeing in bottles, deaths in other facilites, monopolization, union busting, a literal wihte supremacist multi-billionaire owner, spying, etc. would do it.....but, I'm genuinely curious if we can get a sustained movement against Amazon. They think they're "too big to fail" -

It’s no longer a boycott. It’s now just a habit.

Pope Leo takes a chair across from Donald Trump, turns it around and sits on it backwards, leaning over with his hands on it's back to quietly say, "Can I tell you about someone else who was weak on crime?"

an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera . ALT: an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera .

I’ll have what Hungary’s having.

historic defeat for jd vance YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie

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If I die and they don’t find my body until later it will be because either I’m stuck in a never-ending 2FA loop or I got stuck trying to put on a clasp-less sports bra after swimming.

Honestly, I’ve never been more hopeful. The pillars of support are falling and people are finally waking up.

Over 8 billion reasons to ditch fossil fuels in one photo.