I know I can’t survive here again, but guys I think I really missed Austin

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Three images of Neil banging out the tunes on April 13, 2006. Neil is a hairless rat.

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I mean I’ve watched a lot of Reels about it lol

WHY does the color affect the sizing!!!!!!!!!

The more you love ProPublica, the more reason to not visit their site today.

I was finding out my cat has a heart murmur so like. I was busy hahaha

It’s also insane that he’s talking about his fine lines SIR SIT DOWN YOU ARE IN YOUR MID 20S. I WILL SHOW YOU LINES.

Haha no, it’s the other one lol

@bgoodg.bsky.social look this is a fucking Leo who has known me since I moved to Chicago. She gets it- unfortunately

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and says i know this and i love you ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and says i know this and i love you

I mean, I have no idea what’s going on but

The mortifying ideal of being known hits hard in spring

can't wait!!!

Feels right, somehow

Then why does Frank have the runs every time he looks at anything other than his prescription diet 😭😭😭😭

This is neat tho!!

In the past 72 hours where I live it has:
-been nice enough to go out in shorts/open the windows/be outside (70*!)
-dropped 20* and stormed
-hailed
-and now it’s snowing

Hey chat are we cooked?

he is a genuine christian, but it FEELS slick to me, the way he turns the expected response into something so wholesome and mild and it fills me with glee watching these horrid evangelical nationalists get tongue tied trying to fight him

Oh noooo 😂

I’m so petty because this company is actually moving to my new job building. So the man who laid me off will see me and already knows I stole his last admin. Revenge is a dish best served at the merch mart.

You should be able to take Monday off if you worked all weekend!

LaSPATA IS JUST A HIPSTER AND WAS/IS DOING GOOD THINGS FOR THE 1ST WARD OKAY

come back then bitch

apropos of nothing, but I really miss my alderman from my old address. I guess I can change that by trying to get a new one elected, but he's still going in that Ward and I miss him :(

Need everyone to know this hs is Lake Zurich hs which is like 30 mins northwest of Chicago on a good day

Salute to god’s bravest soldiers today- florists and delivery drivers 🫡
They work 12-hour or more shifts for high holidays and this is one of the biggest

This is not a place of honor 🫠

You should figure out how to do.

David Koresh 😔