Last year was full of unwanted excitement, so I wasn't able to contribute to @newap-georgia.bsky.social Charity Bowl like I normally do. I'm sure @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social and @hollyanderson.bsky.social will find the attached reason adequate.

Pissburgh?

Since Spencer recently said that he needs to replace his jeans @edsbs.bsky.social should get a tattoo of JNCO to settle his debts.

That lady has never heard of... uncles?

a man wearing glasses and a bow tie is screaming and saying i 'd buy that for a dollar . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a bow tie is screaming and saying i 'd buy that for a dollar .

I'd buy that for a dollar!
(been a subscriber since day 1)

"Move fast, break stuff!"
-breath-
"Why oesn't this shit work anymore? "

He's measuring the bases of all his opponent's minis and complains the table isn't up to "regulation" standards.

He's definitely rolling custom Yale AND Ohio State dice too.

Even if that's not his given name,
how does he not go by "Richard" or "Rich"?
"They’re all saying it behind my back so I'm just going to own it."

If you only watch one vampire on YouTube, it better be Christian Von Carmian: The #1 undead source for 40k strategies!

Yep.
He still sucks.

Something based on the Spanish Inquisition or "What if 300, but they won"

DM: How did you roll a 2 with 3d6?
JD: What is a 3d6?
DM: 3, six-sided dice
JD: Oh like Monopoly?
DM: You're only supposed to use 2 dice in Monopoly.
JD: Yale disagrees. I only brought a 12 sided one, from that Weezer song. I cast fireball.
DM: We haven't..
JD: Nat 12! Critical hit!

I took my teens to the new Super Mario movie and annoyed them every time a 40 year old peripheral showed up on the screen.
(feeling pretty good)

The opposite of "Lessbern"

a cartoon character with red hair is sitting at a table with her hands on her face . ALT: a cartoon character with red hair is sitting at a table with her hands on her face .

If only there wasn't 30+ years of Disney specific data that would prove them wrong...

"We have an exemption."
- Under who's authority?-
"Yours"
-You were given an exemption from the US Government?
"Yes"
-No shit?-
"No shit"

Normally I would have said "Mt. Dew smuggled in from Wyoming" but a lot has changed in 20 years.

1. Red Hot Chili Peppers
2. (see above)
3. Blood, sugar, sex, magic

Soak overnight
Stain.
In a large pot add:
2 pounds of cooked ham (chunks or big cubes)
1 bottle (box?) of chicken stock
2 tablespoons of a creole mix,
Add water until 2 inches over ingredients.
Cook at medium for the rest of life.
Don't go out in public 24 hours after eating.

No

New KILLERANTZ Wednesday

"Dad, why do you have a birthday spider mug?"
The same reason you have a mug with that cool-ass shark on it.

Benny Hinn is still in the game?

Please vote for this damn good show.

Springtime in Greece is amazing.

Let me guess: They're planning to fuck over military medicine and the VA while actively fighting a war?
Dick Chaney and Donald Rumsfeld must be laughing from the deepest pits of hell.

I didn't know i needed reading glasses until I started painting minis a few years ago. The optometrist said "Let me guess, you can't read books anymore... Turning 40 is shitty like that.
She's awesome.

What happened on the lake isn't going to stay there very long.

I hope your loved ones are ready for "early 90s" Dennis Hopper to chew on every piece of scenery.