Forks can’t open doors because they don’t have opposable thumbs.

Egg

jesus: what the, how am i back?

john: we collected seven dragonballs

Mr BeasterBunny: I hid 1 million eggs in this underground complex

Happy Birthday to the StarCraft 2 GOAT: Serral!

#StarCraft2 #HappyBirthday #Serral

Happy Birthday, Kyle!

Happy Birthday to the Science Streaming Legend: @khill.bsky.social

Filets-o-fish

Them: How will you know which ape is Gregory?”

Me, fitting the final piece into my “Ape Named Gregory Detector”: You just leave that to me.

NO THATS FROM A DIFFERENT THING NUH UH

Them: How will you know which ape is Gregory?”

Me, fitting the final piece into my “Ape Named Gregory Detector”: You just leave that to me.

(1)
You find a horse made of horse meat. His name is Henry but you don’t know that. You begin to ride south along the road until it hits a 3 way fork

To continue South, trot to (2)
To go East, cantor to (7)
To go West, gallop to (3)

Gatorade is the water of Gatorade

Yelling “You BUTTER believe it” at each cow until one of them turns into a prince or kills me.

If you fill your pockets with eggs and spin real fast, you can put the eggs back and throw up without anyone knowing.

Memories

Inventing a Skelleggton that bursts into chickens when you hit it with a fireball or just leave it alone.

I’ll bring you a beef n cheddar

Taking off my wedding ring and driving to Arbys

Dress like a genie and find a dog.

Offer it wishes and no matter what it asks for, throw it a slice of ham. The dog will think you are the real deal. And you know what? You are. You took the advice and actually did it. You have ambition. Go make your dreams come true!

You're tellin me an Italian's wedding this soup??

Dress like a genie and find a dog.

Offer it wishes and no matter what it asks for, throw it a slice of ham. The dog will think you are the real deal. And you know what? You are. You took the advice and actually did it. You have ambition. Go make your dreams come true!

Tune in tomorrow as the Legendary Kyle Hill plays Mechabellum!

Who else could we trust to take command of a massive army of mechs?

Oh and bring your questions for some Live Science Time Q&A!

@khill.bsky.social #Science #Mechabellum

We love "E.S.P.O.R.T.S." at BASILISK.

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S cientists
P roducing &
O perating
R obots
T o
S kirmish

Here at the National Havoc Robot League! Let's go, Science!
@nhrl.bsky.social

Enormous fan

Why is my favorite card Suntail hawk?

hosting an AMA with @basilisk.gg – get your questions in here please.

topics: magic history, rhystic studies, personal questions, etc, silly or serious in tone.

Does this work how we think it does?

I'm so very proud.

Difficult games require serious study. To help guide your research, BASILISK and I are giving away a foil copy of Rhystic Study!

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