I’m sorry he got so blackout drunk they had to ask for SWAT door busting equipment?!

Mine has a secret third level: "screaming"

Hey man, it says you have the right to name it, it doesn't say they're gonna do anything about it.

Thanks, I hate this.

Caught my first game of the season and Mets lost to the Dodgers 1-8, MLB is back, baby!!

#LetsGoMets

My dude, you're the one crashing out in the comments of what was obviously a joke

We're here to dunk on "AI filmmakers," not each other

Stay on target

Gal Gadot about to be acted off the screen by Clippy

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FWIW I really like the John Carter movie we did get

All my local stores have been out of the malt o meal honey nut scooters for MONTHS, like the display is still there but that cereal is just AWOL

So is the "AI-generated" part just green screen? because if that's the case then I think Sky Captain was the first AI movie

And an underrated part of the experience is telling folks about it and they're like "CASH app? Like the one on your PHONE?"

I started using Cash App Taxes and will never look back

I'll always reshare this claymation, although the article (and most viewers--the adaptation left this out) misses it isn't the devil, but the devil's nephew. This is clear in Mark Twain's surviving drafts. He's not evil, but powerful and amoral, highlighting how the two aren't so different in effect

ChatGPT is a website. Claude is a website. I will never respect a website. You cannot convince me to treat LLMs as anything different to any other technology. If a website only gets things right sometimes, it's a bad website. I will not be told otherwise.
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This passage is specifically about the Iran war but it's remarkable how well this characterizes their attitude toward everything, the arrogance behind their assault on expertise and competence at all levels in every endeavor.

A little while after deleting the post from his social account, Trump staged a press event at the White House in which he had two bags of McDonalds food delivered to him by a lady wearing a red T-shirt with the words "Doordash Grandma" on the front. Look man, all I can do is describe these things. I am not responsible for the world being like this.

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Imagine if in 50 years people talk in hushed awe about how coldly scientific RFK was, how machine-like his mind moved, how charismatic etc.

One guy like "actually he was a fucking *trainwreck*, loathed by everyone, he-" and everyone tells him to shut up.

As a records professional it is also bananas because TECHNICALLY those AI slop reposts are OFFICIAL PRESIDENTIAL CORRESPONDENCE and should not be deleted because they are part of the official record.

Magyar: “No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions.”

He’s announced that Hungary will join the European Prosecution Office so anyone in the country can be charged.

JD Vance is America’s Liz Truss. She killed the Queen. He killed the Pope and now, metaphorically, Viktor Orbán.

MA'AM

it's so funny that the united states government is schisming despite not actually being part of the church

I too have written about white conservatives in southern state legislatures rushing through bullshit changes to the law just to thwart the advancement of literally one black man, but I'm a historian who writes about the Jim Crow era South and not a reporter discussing current fucking events there.

They can toss a tin can with people in it all the way round the moon so it lands in a predetermined spot and be waiting there for it when it comes back down but they can't tell you what your prescription insulin will cost this month when you go pick it up

GOOD JOB NASA

Iran just continuously reiterating that the ceasefire DOES apply to attacks against Lebanon is absolutely masterful. If they stick to their guns, they either end up saving Lebanon from a lot of death and destruction, or proving that the US is completely powerless to rein in Israel.

The thing about there needing to be a path of redemption for people who have been “canceled” is: there already is a path to redemption and it’s called “redeeming yourself.” The path is open! No one is blocking that! You just have to do it!

Y'all there is a woman and a black man circling the moon and NASA's mission control+ science teams are so diverse and people are nerding out about science and exploration this is all a gigantic middle finger to the stupid and hate and grotesque ghouls running our country