Being single is such a pain. I have to cum on my own back.

Oh, for Christ's sake. Well, isn't this just fucking great. At my new job, there's already a white guy named Sridhar, so now everyone refers to me as "Indian Sridhar".

THE OFFICIAL CLAYPOT BLUESKY QUALITY TIKTOK THREAD

nvm bsky sucks. catch me on Green Twitter

Headlines showing the GOP nominee canceling a series of media and political events two weeks before election.

Is he perhaps unwell? Lacking in stamina? Overcooked like a $2 steak? www.ajc.com/politics/tru...

you would not believe how much penis you were signing up for in the early days. even people who want to see a fair amount of casual penis were like "man that's a lot of penis"

lots of new people from the ongoing twitter exodus, hi! mostly i just post music i'm into here, but maybe i'll start doing random jam videos and doodles like the old days on twitter......

it’s not that i think any of these people have enough sense to buy a gumdrop but even i’m a little surprised by the folks who are treating odds in a prediction market as tantamount to results in an election

one of my favourite things I've made this year!!

Gusteau's Kitchen! 🐀🍽️

Insane looking at my timeline and not seeing 100 rage bait posts in a row.

Indecisive Hostage-Taker Asks What People Usually Demand
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Map of the Contiguous U.S. if it was completely covered by snow.

Bad Map Projection: The United Stralia xkcd.com/2999

There’s personal hygiene (keeping yourself clean) and then there’s public hygiene (throwing bars of soap at people on the street)

Who up blaizin’ they glory rn

I'm sincereposting. I'm cringemaxxing. nicepilled. going sweetie mode. friendcore

She fall on my dunder till I bluesky