I’m at ICE HQ

Jordan Stolz’s quads have quads.

CORY AND KOREY ARE GOING TO THE GOLD MEDAL MATCH!!!!!

They beat Italy 9-8 on the final shot and the USA will play Sweden for mixed doubles curling gold!

STAND UP EVERYBODY WHOSE NAME IS A VARIATION OF "COREY"

Guys I’m going to cry I love the C(K)or(e)ys so freaking much. 🥌🥌

The way I leaped off my couch and shouted after that takeout. Scared the absolute shit out of my poor sleeping dog.

Shot of the tournament so far.

CORY AND KOREY WE ARE SO BACK, BABYYYYY 🥌🇺🇸🥌🇺🇸🥌🇺🇸🥌

Korey Dropkin is on an absolute heater right now. Shot of the tournament so far.

“Man, that’s a great shot.”

- Korey Dropkin, on Korey Dropkin 🥌

We had a good run

Downy woodpecker. Quite certain that’s a new first bird of the year for me.

First bird of 2026: Downy Woodpecker

I don’t think that’s ever happened before.

Cannot wait to go fuckin birdwatching in 2026

Oh absolutely! Not surprised to hear that was the case for you. That’s another place that, even from afar, has always kind of made my skin crawl.

I went to grad school there. Moved to State College 4 months before the story broke and was there through the entire ordeal.

I bought season tickets for a few years because I love college football. But the fanbase made me uncomfortable. The town is such a strange vibe. I’m okay if I never go back.

Here I am, once again, falling head-over-heels for a freshman Iowa State guard. #BlueCy

Offer is still on the table, my guy. #BlueCy

My era officially became a throwback today 😢👴🏻 #BlueCy

Build the Konrardy statue right now. #BlueCy

These Clones look like the real deal, man.

So many years of frustrating early season games against (quality) FCS teams the past two decades. Today was all business.

The vibes are just immaculate right now. #BlueCy

These tight ends are so money.

I absolutely love how Mouser is incorporating them into the offense.
Going to do so much damage this year. #BlueCy

That game got me so much more hyped up for a football season than any other week 1 game. I just love these dudes.* #BlueCy

*Get your shit together, secondary.

This is a perfectly crappy college football game that I would be enjoying immensely if my alma mater wasn’t playing.

Instead, I want to die. #BlueCy

This is incredible

No other city I’ve been to has more poorly timed stoplight synchronization than St Louis. Driving here is pure torment.

oh my god hockey is the BEST

Peonies really showing off today

Never in my life did I think I’d ever be emotionally attached to a specific riverbank in Cincinnati.

But here we are.

They’re absolutely going off this morning.