Really hope it turns out that Spurs bad form is due to all the illicit dressing room romances, à la Heated Rivalry

This is niche even for me but Taty Castellanos looks like this guy who was on Project Runway in their ill-judged “eczema eleganza” challenge

Areola looks like the other one from the Black Eyed Peas

Instead of doing the standard “cheers” acknowledgement to drivers at pedestrian crossings, I’m going to start holding my hands up to the cars like a manager to the travelling fans after a heavy loss

A mate said that Garnacho looks like Charity Shop Sue and I can’t unsee it

I am looking for a friendly football match in Bristol on Saturday May 10th if anyone can help?

I manage Hawkins FC, one of the worst adult mens 11 a side teams in Bedfordshire and we are going to Bristol for a night out and hopefully a football match.

We are looking to play a team that is also bad

It’s full of Manchester United players

Yeah fuck it at this point why not

85 pound grinch
In the city, it's alright
85 pound grinch
In the city, it's alright
85 pound grinch
In the city that sounds nice

Deeney calling him “Mr Billy Sharp”

Troy Deeney’s hardman schtick is absolutely honking

May as well make the first post a weird one