M A C A R O N I

Captain Qwark flexes his right arm in a heroic pose against a background of Metropolis from Ratchet & Clank FUTURE: Tools of Destruction. On top, text reads: HAVE A QWARKTASTIC DAY!

It's the perfect time to -flex- your green. Have a QWARKTASTIC St. Patrick's Day! 💚💪☘️

Is Captain Qwark in it?

You’re welcome! Y’know, keep this up and you might even make the rank Q-force reserve cadet!

Is that like what Nefarious and Lawrence have going on? Or me and Skrunch? Or Helga and most of the Starship Phoenix?

Steve Mcqwark x Leslie Qwark pox search

Woah, been there brother, only for me it was a negotiator, and my mouth. Don’t even worry about it, you’ll be okay

In the new year, I’ll be on Meero opening up new Pork Markets

. @insomniac.games I miss you guys, come visit Pokitaru one of these days

Suts………whep……..ngngh

I’m bi(g) too!

Get Ready for the Critter Strike!

People fear my raw animal magnetism and my come slither look

me three

Greeting Citizens:

I’d like to announce a new project that was recently announced at the State of Play:

Qwark: Zero Hour

This daring new development will delve into the fraught backstory of me and my father, Otto Destruct and show how I became the greatest hero the galaxy has ever known!

a green cartoon character with the words pray for me on the bottom ALT: a green cartoon character with the words pray for me on the bottom

There appears to be an incendi…invisible….incidental…centenary ahh who can spell at a time like this! Someone put a bomb on my ship

BOMB?!!!

Ohhh I see, it was just a joke! That’s why you’re laughing, I get it now Clank!

Say….whats that ticking sound?

Oh my Zoni! I hope I don’t encounter any issues as I take my spaceship to go an see Ratchet and Clank

Hey now, what are you up to? And with who?!

I’m going to visit my friends Ratchet and Clank today!

Me sad

Ayyy Carumba my furry friend, I guess I should’ve increased the veldin education budget instead of the Starship phoenix II

How can I be racist towards the lombaxes when there is no race left to be ist to?

What else am I supposed to do? You keep scratching up all the toilet paper!

Otto Destruct Burger, alongside a tasty Shannon Shake - (fatphobically) you’ll be looking like my trainer Helga any day now! This has been a paid endorsement by Captain Qwark!

Is what customers say when they realise how low Galaxy Burger’s prices are! Hi, I’m…former…Galactic President Copernicus Qwark and I’m proud to endorse Galaxy Burger’s new, totally Qwarktastic menu! You’ve got Crotchetiser Croquettes, Tetramite Twists, Skrunch Slaw and of course the totally awesome

“STOP THE STEAL!”