Sure we had no idea what covfefe meant, but it was infinitely better than what’s happening today.

Happy birthday, you cute kid, you!

African-American woman in a pink tee shirt with BLOOMSBURG written in white block letters, wearing black framed glasses and smiling.

African-American woman in a pink tee shirt with BLOOMSBURG written in white block letters, wearing black framed glasses and smiling.

African-American woman in a pink tee shirt with BLOOMSBURG written in white block letters, wearing black framed glasses and smiling.

African-American woman in a pink tee shirt with BLOOMSBURG written in white block letters, wearing black framed glasses and smiling.

What's up, 48? Lemme get ya number. 🎂🎂🎂🎉🎉🎉🎉

I was making some hollandaise sauce this evening (from a package) and I said to it “No YOU’RE an emulsion!” and I’m pretty sure I won that one.

Man, you’re the best Coach.

When someone replies BRB I imagine that their dog got ahold of their phone wanting to let me know what they’re seeing outside the living room window.

You know who got a repost by @danismashingit.bsky.social? I did, that’s who!

It was a good one, too.

Coach!

I’m glad it’s been a good day :)

I love that line about feedback

Yes. Yes I would.

This post went viral (20+ likes) overnight last night, and I have no idea why?

If I had two cats I’d name them Bret and Jemaine.

And you’d know right away which one was which when you met them.

A very happy 70th birthday to you, Carla!

I hope it’s been a good day of games, chocolate, books, and no new aches or pains.

Is there even another time to eat?

Mike gets it.

In some cultures it’s considered rude to not eat a meal at 11:30 at night. In the living room. By yourself.

Seinfeld, S8 E12. Classic.

Nah, I still got it. But we’re good 😙

The real reason they didn’t let me play Jesus was they knew I’d say “Up, up, and away… in a manger!”

See now this is funny. Because it’s a good joke.

It’s going to come to light eventually, so I figure I’ll get out in front of it now…

While I’ve never impersonated Jesus, I did portray one of the Wise Men in my church’s Christmas play. Twice.

Im looking forward to when some of you can be over there :)

What I like about this joke is how clever it is.

What I like about this joke is how funny it is.

NASA hasn’t been vocal about it, but a full third of the #Artemis mission costs were Verizon roaming charges on the far side of the moon.

Someone asked if anyone knew the last great American dynasty?

And I replied that it’s just a part of Folklore.

Amazing!

What’s a pineapple pen?

You take that back!

I hope that they assist them out instead of pull them out.