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하루종일 집 근처 서성였던 거 같아서 뭔 일 있었나 싶음

whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes

time to rate some more amounts of money

$414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from
$50: nice and neat. i love it!
$1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money
$1000: don't bullshit me
$1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought
$614.05: solid
$0: hey, wait a minute!
$18.93: bad salad

the history of charging the mound, episode six: LENNY RANDLE
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it's been on my list to make a video about lenny randle for six years and i finally did it. THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 6:

hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action

i often see people misuse the term "orwellian nightmare" to describe a dystopian scenario. that's not what an orwellian nightmare is. an orwellian nightmare is when you have to do the dishes two nights in a row even though it's your brother's turn because he got invited to some stupid birthday party

날이 풀려서 길괭이들이 많이 보임

rice hack: cook it in water first

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
i ate some raisins
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LinuxGlen @linuxglen.bsky.social
I didn't say Daniel Tiger was feudalist. I said *the Neighborhood of Make-Believe* is clearly aligned with paleofeudalist thought.
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Neil Media @neilmedia.bsky.social
You're still accountable.

a janky cgi diorama depicting Ten-Cent Beer Night, Cleveland, Ohio, June 4th, 1974

working on stuff

being a billionaire would actually be awesome. because think about it: you could go to the nicest restaurants, travel the world, and buy as many sports cars as you wanted. buy them with what? your billions of dollars. exactly. more people need to understand the power of money

[bookended by two prolonged periods of complete silence] i’m just sayin’

remember to set your clocks tonight. time begins at 2 am

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today's brand new episode of THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND is all about dave rozema, one of the funniest guys to ever play baseball

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아는 개 산책

went to the store

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Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares

그나저나 블스 자주 하시는 트친 분들도 설날 복 많이 받으시긜

보이스 블스 포스트 한국어로 트윗터에 옮겨 가는 거에 넘 맛들리면 안 되는디;

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there