The front of a box of Captain Crunch Oops! All Berries edited to say "Oops! All Rich's" with a drawing of Rich Masters, one of the hosts of Storylords, wearing a retro-futuristic space helmet and holding a laser pistol in the same style. The Storylords logo and "Episode 80.5" have been placed on top along with our usual black borders and brackets. I guess I'll take credit for this... - Jeff Pennington.

THE LORDS RETURN...sorta!

Josh couldn't make it this ep so we decided now would be the perfect time for Rich to drop a BEHEMOTH sci-fi story! SURPRISE! Also Jeff is there interrupting with a stupid joke every couple minutes so you know it's still a Lords episode

on.soundcloud.com/AJKTn9xmWLRO...

So gracious and generous!

Chay Tries: House of Necrosis YouTube video by Chay Plays

This little traditional Roguelike is basically Resident Evil Mystery Dungeon and I am absolutely here for it.
Nihihihi! youtu.be/GseESezoOdg #HouseOfNecrosis

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Hot Dad!

So I spent the last couple of days playing through the game Esoteric Ebb, it's a game very similar to Disco Elysium, but more like a solo D&D game. Let me just say, I absolutely loved the whole experience and there were some really good narrative points that got me to cry here and there.

All the time!

Moves of the Diamond Hand store.steampowered.com/app/2778210/...

Moves Of The Diamond Hand. One week. store.steampowered.com/app/2778210/...

Tom Cardy//Transcendental Cha Cha Cha - Official Music Video YouTube video by Tom Cardy

Time for another song to share! I have been going through it pretty hard mentally and emotionally and I needed to listen to Tom Cardy song again! It's really really good!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLzx...

All that ultimately matters to me is that I'm a spellcasting type with a focus on cold and winter spells, with a sweet synthwave/vaporwave aesthetic.

Episode art for the Storylords podcast Episode 79: Stars & Forklifts. Forgotten Sega Genesis platformer hero Ristar drives a forklift like he's in Mario Kart drifting with a determined look on his face. Art by Jeff Pennington!

THE LORDS RETURN FOR SEASON 4!

Josh proves that even reading about cryptids is for losers, Rich divines a realistic future where robots hunt humans for breaking TOS, and Jeff creates yet another deplorable character to get haunted by whatever. WE'RE BACK BABY!

on.soundcloud.com/mLlaMbDtkqYT...

An isometric house reminiscent of The Sims. A generic dog person in a red shirt and jeans is standing in front of Chrissy (Celeste) saying, "Hey, I'm hungry. Do you want to get CHIK-FIL-A?" Similar to the game, Chrissy has prompt bubbles visible labeled with "Rude Insult", "Tolerate", and "Internalize Frustration"

A followup where several stacking double-negative relationship down icons hover and scroll up away from Chrissy's head. A word bubble appears above Chrissy's head with a POOP icon while a PRIDE FLAG with a ? appears over the dog person.

when your friend says they wanna get chik-fil-a and you really have to stop yourself from going off on them and take relationship damage instead

#mewdsart #sfw #meme #thesims

Moves Of The Diamond Hand on Steam Immerse yourself in a first-person urban RPG, powered by dice and intrigue. Along the way, you might even shape the fate of a city. Become a Master of Disguise, a Master Sandwich Maker or ... somethin...

store.steampowered.com/app/2778210/... Coming April 13

Episode art for Storylord podcasts' season 3 question and answer special depicting two green ass witches hands encircling around a brightly glowing crystal ball which is giving off whispy smoke into the air. Art by Jeff Pennington.

THE LORDS RETURN! ...with a Q&A!

While we gear up for the beginning of our FOURTH SEASON we asked YOU to send us questions and WOW we got a lot! So settle in with a snack and stay hydrated cause we got three straight hours of q's, a's, & much, much more!

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The Offspring or Red Hot Chili Peppers? For even more irony, Reel Big Fish?

Thank you to all the people who are good at talking about random things for hours.

What's Up? YouTube video by 4 Non Blondes - Topic

Time to share another song I really like. I think this one speaks for itself. music.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Gd...

I've been playing a lot of Morrowind, like I've been doing a full deep dive into this game nice the last time I beat it over a decade ago. The biggest conclusion I've come to so far is that we NEED another RPG game EXACTLY like Morrowind. I'm talking EXACTLY the same, full stop. We have the tech.

I miss that so much.

That's a feeling that I have far more often than I am comfortable with, for sure.

The Internets are full of Sickos these days ...
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The protagonist, Mae, is looking up at a war memorial statue. She's saying, "War is some bullshit."

Night in the Woods (Multiplatform, 2017)

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Wouldn't be a NEW BLOOD ANNIVERSARY without an anniversary GIVEAWAY 🎉

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"Nobody wants to work anymore."

Wrong.

Mayor Zohran has proved the lie to that "fact" when he had people lining up to shovel snow for $30 an hour.

Nobody wants to be EXPLOITED anymore.

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COMING SOON
WORLD OF HORROR 1.2
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👁️ 3 new characters
👁️ 2 new Old Gods
👁️ 10 new allies
👁️ New injuries, curses, and items
👁️ 60 new events
👁️ First scenario added
👁️ Enhanced modding support

Read more:
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A picture of Brian with the text box "this ruined the gaming industry forever" And then there's a picture of generative AI with a text "literally the dumbest fucking thing of all time"

I finished Alan Wake 2 last night. That was a really good and solid experience! Very well done! Though, the collectable hunting was pretty tedious to me. I still really enjoyed it and I wish I could play even more. I feel very certain that it'd have sold amazing on steam if it had been released.