omg kyle 😭😭 it’s a hetero couple that inherited their uncle’s house in rogers park so they’re just moving a few streets over. but it’s a gorgeous two bed two bath for iz and i!

because it’s a couple that owns the condo, operation “convince the owners to sell me the condo in the next few years” is a go!!!

just got approved for a beautiful apartment and i’m getting the room with the bathroom and bathtub in it 🥲 divas this is it!! no more moving!! i’m not moving with 30 house plants ever again after this!!!

what did jessie ware put in “love for you” ???? is it crack?????

😌 happy saturday cuties ✨

having a cat that actually likes to cuddle is all fun and games until you wake up and she’s asleep on your legs and you need to go to the bathroom :(

i worry that the movie is going to get shelved now :/

are we ready to talk about how everyone who distributed the avatar movie leak is terrible and participated in theft but because it happened on the internet, those people are able to morally detach themselves from it?

cuz y’all are a part of the problem that we’re facing as creative artists

y’all i’m about to be outside so much this summer and you WILL be seeing my cute patterned button up tees and slutty shorts!

…..and the problem is…? 👀✨

in reality, i’m actually very eepy and i’m getting ready for bed

had a shot and a beer on a monday night and now i wanna shitpost and kiss nice men :(

“moon princess…….sailor moon…..yeah i don’t see the correlation :/“ - everyone season 1 of sailor moon for some reason

just read “oh here with my husb-otter” and legit lost years of my life. sometimes! we can just say “my husband/partner” without boiling down people to their archetypes 😭😭

first time in nearly a month where i’ve been able to enjoy a slow morning with maple while enjoying a cup of coffee, a hit from my pen, and some saturday morning anime 🥲

feeling brave and having the urge to play overwatch

it’s giving 👷🏻💅🏻🛠️✨

i need a nap and a forehead kiss NOW!!! 😠✨

just realizing i haven’t really had a full day to myself in like three weeks….

pissing off my friends in high school for getting unbearably good at brawl and mario kart :(

gonna take a hit from my pennifer aniston get real introspective about how i’m growing in my 30s real quick, y’all need anything????

hey uh can you tag your spoilers :/

got majorly sad about something completely unrelated to my piece right before i had to improvise a menty b on stage and everyone went “wow!! it was all good tonight!!!”

i’m okay, just reflecting and moving through tough feelings rn!

took the shorts out of storage 😌✨

anyway, i will not be reading or watching anymore thinkpieces about the jeffs because it’s rotting my brain!

art is subjective and creating a fabricated club of “elite winners” is so silly! if the awards are not coming with grant funding and additional operational resources, what are you actually winning??? i could start handing out colorful rocks and say “this is prestigious!” and have the same effect!

the jeffs committee finally making a public statement as theaters divest and rescind invitations to opening nights is so fucking funny actually because they’re scared that people are going to wake up and realize that No One Actually Cares About The Local Chicago Theater Awards :)

anyway

okay secret late night thought, i used to take the most artistic nudes during covid omg i used to be really on my nude modeling game

okay the streets are definitely saying I can’t take a multivitamin, prep, AND allergy med all at the same time.

whoops!