err, no, no i dont lol

I just say "oh, well tell them i said Hi back!" lol

well, first of all, I don't want to be a monster i just want to fuck a monster, so jot that down.

happy birthday!

omg I do and I do!

I sure hope the tiny white man in the comically oversized pickup truck feels better now that he yelled "FUCK YOU!" at me.

it was either for my bumper stickers, or bc he was sitting in the middle of the McDonald's parking lot looking at his phone so I just went around his truck and got in line

im not NOT a witch...

someone came in the office after taking a bath in patchouli and thieves oil and its like a dirty hippy is sitting inaide my sinuses now

hell yeah he is

I agree

mongo is appalled!

never look into the blinding eye of the bedlam bride

babby 😍

that sounds so good

my pet boa escaped when I was a kid and went on walkabout for like 3 weeks, none of my friends would come to my house until we recaptured her lol

ahhhh 😍

cute animals = good
cute animals in clothes= the bestest

shes beautiful and she has your tail

its a sign. idk what the hell it means, but its obviously a sign.

they meant Shia lebeouf

23&me did an update and apparently I am now 7.8% Lithuanian

kids these days with their vidya po-ems

unfortunately I dont think there were spells in there lol

pretty sure it was the one with the 2 figures on either side of a fire

at least 20 times

nope. hog farm.

I was like 11

we told you it was the women first, then the brown men, then all the wrong kind of white guys

until all thats left is...

take a potion that makes you go blind for one day

PSA: DONT SMOKE AND READ THE CONSPIRACY THEORY THREAD BC OMG WTFBBQ 🤯

yes. exactly.

but not ellen. shes one of "them".