President Obama & Mayor Mahmdani sing “The wheels on the bus” to children.

Trump doesn’t know the words, hates children and the closest he gets to buses is when he’s throwing someone under them.

I could not deny that dog anything. Those eyes are too compelling.

Happy Tax Day!

This year as I paid the 22.3% effective rate of taxes on my retirement and social security income, I was comforted by knowing that Trump, Bezos, Musk and all the big corporations got to keep every penny of their income.

I used to attend hearings frequently when I worked for the union in DC. I never remember the witnesses being as disrespectful as they are now. Testifying was a serious activity and one never wanted to be flippant or disrespectful lest you say something that could be misconstrued.

Such a dumbass.

That’s awesome.

My cats say that your cats should impose Cat Constitutional Amendment #3:

“No human shall be allowed to shower without direct supervision.”

I have one who literally throws himself at the shower door until it opens and one who just sits outside it looking in like a peeping tom(cat).

Faux News hosts sit there and nod along as if they can understand a word of the nonsensical drivel that slithers out of his fetid gob.

I wonder if they have a class teaching them how to do that.

They have the attention span of gnats!

Thanks so much to the DJT shitshow for approving FEMA disaster relief for Hurricane Helene.

ONE FUCKING YEAR AND SEVEN FUCKING MONTHS after it happened!

What the actual fuck?

Can’t wait to hear him brag about how wonderful he is for doing that!

Well then I hope he’s touching himself a LOT!!!

I loved it!!

What, cause Melanoma has been forced to fly on Spirit up to now? FFS.

I don’t care…do you?

NOW she calls Republicans complicit? A little late, Margie.

My cat supports anyone who feeds him and doesn’t give a shit who they have sex with!

That’s awesome!

NOT not at ALL!!!

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

Going high when they go low hasn’t worked very well. Fuck ‘em, go subterranean!

What a sweet polite little meow! My formerly feral yellow kitty is the sweetest and cuddliest of my 3 cats.

I’d say there’s maybe a 10% chance that there will even be mid-term elections. And if they do happen, there’s almost a 100% chance they’ll be declared invalid.

How stupid do you have to be to write a public admission of your plans to commit war crimes? And the classy language is just icing on the cake. (Yes, I cuss like a sailor, but I’m not the President of the United States.)

I pay more tax on my Social Security than most Billionaires pay. It pisses me off!

I didn’t ever have a mani pedi til I was around 40.

Oh, and the interest rate on the first house I bought was 9.9%, so it’s not like they were giving them away even then.

I couldn’t watch it live. I will watch it later.

I was in the gym at my elementary school. Watching it on what was probably a 19” TV with about 80 other first graders.

I wish there was a Minneapolis in the south. I love the vibe, I just can’t take the cold.

Spot on!

That kitty will claw your eyes out in your sleep for involving it in this prank!