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Sordid Couture and Off-Season Appetizers Desperate House Whys… Image by Author, created in AI. We now continue with our multi-part saga wherein two questionably-wholesome and probably-naïve Utah Mormons are standing on the front porch of …

Sordid Couture and Off-Season Appetizers brianlageose.blog/2026/04/21/s... The weirdness of Brian Lageose...

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Now Available - cover of DUNGEON CRAWL AT THE HAUNTED MALL by Jendia Gammon.  Features an old 80s mall with 3 kids and a warlock.

Now Available - cover of DUNGEON CRAWL AT THE HAUNTED MALL by Jendia Gammon. Features an old 80s mall with 3 kids and a warlock.

At last! DUNGEON CRAWL AT THE HAUNTED MALL, my very own @chooseadventure.bsky.social book, is now available! Enter a spooky, abandoned 80s mall overtaken by a warlock from another dimension, if you dare! Perfect for fans of Stranger Things and Dungeons & Dragons! Get it from your favorite bookshop!

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The cover for GOD'S JUNK DRAWER by Peter Clines, showing a dinosaur skeleton in a black void, along with a space suit helmet, a human skull, a bionic arm, and a stone-tipped spear.

The cover for GOD'S JUNK DRAWER by Peter Clines, showing a dinosaur skeleton in a black void, along with a space suit helmet, a human skull, a bionic arm, and a stone-tipped spear.

The cover of THE BROKEN ROOM showing two massive red doors opening to reveal an old classroom chair. On the wall behind it, a small child sits in the chair

The cover of THE BROKEN ROOM showing two massive red doors opening to reveal an old classroom chair. On the wall behind it, a small child sits in the chair

The cover for PARADOX BOUND showing an old fashioned car driving on a Mobius strip

The cover for PARADOX BOUND showing an old fashioned car driving on a Mobius strip

The cover for TERMINUS, showing a stormy sea with an island in the distance, and massive tentacles reaching down out of the dark clouds

The cover for TERMINUS, showing a stormy sea with an island in the distance, and massive tentacles reaching down out of the dark clouds

Guess it's time to update the pinned post.

I'm Peter Clines. I write books. Some of them are very popular. All of them are fun in a sci-fi-horror-speculative sort of way. The newest, GOD'S JUNK DRAWER, is out November 11th. I also post about other folks' books, movies, toys, and other stuff I enjoy

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Ain't Nothin' But The Blues by Newton Webb A Southern Gothic Horror Short Story: When young Jackson moves into the 'Grand Dame', an old boarding house in New Orleans, he becomes enamoured with the music emanating from his neighbours room.

Ain't Nothin' But The Blues by Newton Webb open.substack.com/pub/newtonwe... Is it, though?

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It's not just the count that matters- it's how it's contexualized. For example, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Ohio" only notes "four dead", but the four dead are meant to stand in for all of the American establishment's persecution of its youth.

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I’ve just counted, and *twenty-two* people die in Queen’s frankly morbid ‘Another One Bites the Dust’. Is this the highest body-count for any charting single?

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Cerberus is furious again, for good reason...
#dogs #superheroes #animalwelfare #satire
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Sunday Comix #28 - ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EDITION This is issue’s cover was lovingly done by… ~checks notes~ oh, EVERYONE! Starting from the top, left to right, we have the characters from Shave Your...

ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY ISSUE

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De Wacky Pianist Comic artist and animator. Creator of "Wacky

I have a page now. Check it out!
dewackypianist.start.page

#page #webcomics #digitalarts #comics #cartoon

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What Radicalized You?

Panel 1
A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk.
Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us.
Woman: But we made record profits last quarter.

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A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him.
Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it.

Panel 3
A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him.
Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy.
Man: What weapon?
Cop: Stop resisting!

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Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed.
Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?

What Radicalized You? Panel 1 A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk. Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us. Woman: But we made record profits last quarter. Panel 2 A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him. Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it. Panel 3 A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him. Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy. Man: What weapon? Cop: Stop resisting! Panel 4 Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed. Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?

Enough is enough.

Bonus panel on Patreon!

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My contributor’s copy of #SpaceandTimeMagazine has arrived! A huge thank you to Poetry Editor @nytebird45.bsky.social and Publisher @angelayurikosmith.bsky.social for including my poem, “Grace”. #AuthorSky #PoetrySky

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Fleeing Felines and Salacious Seductions Sometimes you hear things you shouldn’t… Image by Author, created in AI. Herewith, another snippet from my (apparently) never-ending saga concerning Celia and Bucky Lee, two inquisitive Mormons who…

Fleeing Felines and Salacious Seductions brianlageose.blog/2026/04/17/f... The utter absurdity of Brian Lageose...

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Light Out Of Darkness A symbiotic relationship....

Light Out Of Darkness open.substack.com/pub/focus966... For #ThrowbackThursday: A symbiotic relationship.

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A Hole Lotta Trouble They're in a jam now...

A Hole Lotta Trouble open.substack.com/pub/davidper... For #ThrowbackThursday: Some resourceful superheroines in an awful jam...

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Can the Strait handle two blockades? It's so tiny.

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what about blockading the strait of hormuz?

It's already blockaded

It's been blockaded once, yes. What about second blockade?

what about blockading the strait of hormuz? It's already blockaded It's been blockaded once, yes. What about second blockade?

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Red Cross worker distributes snacks and juice to volunteers who just gave blood:

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They Need No Introduction Unless you just survived to this newsletter, in which case....

They Need No Introduction open.substack.com/pub/davidper... As it is apparently Warrior Wednesday, I would like you to meet the ones I know best...

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ohhh we've got some stone-cold stunners, folks
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Can I send you an email? | Elijah J. Mears Hey! So this is the dedicated page where I try my hardest to get you to give me your email. Usually, people will promise to give you some kind of cookie in exchange for it—usually a free eBook, or a s...

This is apropos of nothing except that I need to get better about occasionally mentioning I send a twice-monthly newsletter about my writing if I want people to actually sign up to receive it!

elijahjmears.com/subscribe

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Trump is attempting to destroy federal funding for libraries.

EveryLibrary made it easy to take action today!

action.everylibrary.org/saveimls2025 via @everylibrary.bsky.social

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Nosy Neighbors and a Peculiar Portal Learning to pry… Image by Author, created in AI. With great fanfare (at least in my own mind), I present another snippet from my work-in-progress short-story collection. This bit is actually the pr…

Nosy Neighbors and a Peculiar Portal brianlageose.blog/2026/04/14/n... A strange story from Brian Lageose.

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Stepping Inside UPA Looking at the studio that redefined animation, plus news.

Stepping Inside UPA open.substack.com/pub/animatio... Despite its relatively short existence, United Productions of America was, stylistically, one of the most influential animation studios of them all.

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I'm Popeye the sailor man...toot, toot I'm strong to the finish, cus I eats me spinach.

I'm Popeye the sailor man...toot, toot open.substack.com/pub/animated... One of the most recognizable animated cartoon characters of the 20th century...

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The Superhero Genre is Changing (and Nobody’s Talking About Why) Talking Super Heroes

The Superhero Genre is Changing (and Nobody’s Talking About Why) open.substack.com/pub/travisgi... A necessary commentary on a genre I write.

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Support Broken Frontier Support Broken Frontier

#SmallPressDay is run by a tiny team of volunteers happy to give up their time for free for the community. But there are still costs we have to take on (hosting, artist for this year's poster, apps, etc.). Want to help? Donations to the Broken Frontier Ko-fi welcome! ko-fi.com/andyoliver70...

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With so much exclusive swag and new reads to discover, we won’t judge you for suiting up with your most colourful bag and hitting the books — at your local bookstore, for a day that feels like a party for readers like you.

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The Slowest Line A short story

The Slowest Line open.substack.com/pub/billadle... Bill Adler is killing time...and more...

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My book "Honey And Salt" is part of the latest C.L. Cannon Book Fair: clcannon.net/bookfair/

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