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Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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The Ballad of Kevin and Amy Two strangers have been giving out my phone number for over a decade. I would like them to stop.

Two strangers have been giving out my phone number for over a decade.
I would like them to stop.

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I'm a bitch / I'm a lover / Beowulf killed Grendel's mother

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Conversation in Beige I was stuck in a room with my thoughts for an unknowable period of time. Nobody should have let that happen.

I was stuck in a room with my thoughts for an unknowable period of time.
Nobody should ever let that happen.

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shockingly people are capable of simultaneously,

1. Hating their government

2. Hating the people who bomb and sanction their country, making regular life impossible and murdering members of their family, even more

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The Age of Personal Indignities I turned 47. The internet had to go and make it weird.

I turned 47. The internet had thoughts about what that meant.
This is my formal complaint.

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A Neighborhood of Strangers We exist in a constant, low-grade hum of social presence, but actual interaction has become something we do at a distance.

I wrote something about modern isolation, from inside my house, where I am absolutely fine. Also, there's a van with a wizard on it.

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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

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Honestly, the most unrealistic thing in five seasons of Stranger Things is that there's only one "Mike" or "Steve" in that friend group.

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A Heart Built of Error Messages AI thinks that I should start using AI. I disagree.

This started as a small thought about AI.
It didn't stay that way.

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An Inadvisable Quantity of Christmas Music Please, someone just turn off the Christmas music.

The Christmas music situation escalated.
I assume I’m not the only one who noticed.

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A Betrayal of Potatoes I would like to enjoy an occasional baked potato.

Hey, I'm on Substack now, too. Because it's 2025 and... you kind of have to be? I'll be attempting my usual nonsense on a monthly basis (maybe more, depending on how stupid things get).

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A Betrayal of Potatoes I would like to enjoy an occasional baked potato. Not that I do enjoy them, I merely aspire to. Baked potatoes and I have a complicated relationship, the sort you’d file under “irreconcilable diffe…

Wow.
Been a while.
Nice to know I'm still capable of extravagant complaining.
Let's do this more often.

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Episode 146: Andrew Fisher, Homebrew Writer for Retro Gamer Magazine - The Dreamcast Junkyard DreamPod This month on the DreamPod, Lozz and Lewis are joined by freelance video game writer Andrew Fisher to discuss his career and everything Dreamcast homebrew.With decades of experience in video game jour...

Had a lot of fun appearing on the Dreamcast Junkyard podcast, discussing homebrew games for the Dreamcast and my regular column in Retro Gamer.

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Podcast Ep.#218 @taylorlorenz.bsky.social is a journalist and opinion columnist who covers a wide range of the current tech and online culture offering her expertise with her independent #UserMagb +her #PowerUser #podcast
The interview starts at minute 40:06: scene.world/taylorlorenz

#TaylorLorenz

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Just saw this posted on FB and had to share.

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Canadian MP Charlie Angus: He choked.

The market started to tank, and suddenly, he said, “Oh, didn’t you guys already have a plan to deal with the border back in December? I love that—I’ll take that.”

This is Mr. Art of the Deal.

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30+ new jobs match your location preferences and guess what they’re all fucking insane or fake or AI actually wait that’s not true sorry sometimes they’re all three

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I don't love how insane everyone is becoming, it's bad actaully

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periodically I look around at the state of the internet and the way it is clearly contributing to making the world worse in so many ways, and I think back to dicking around in a computer lab in the early 00s and how full of promise it all felt, and I feel sad

it didn't have to be this way

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Ich glaube, dass wir in der Evolution der Realität an einem Punkt angelangt sind, an dem alles darauf ausgerichtet ist, den endgültigen Wärmetod des Universums mit Spannung erwarten zu lassen.

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This is the rallying call that I've needed to hear since November 6th. From Roxane Gay in today's New York Times www.nytimes.com/2024/11/17/o...

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The AV models were awesome! I had a 660AV at the time, those extra video inputs and the audio DSP was amazing compared to the regular 68k Macs.

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Next in line.

Next in line.

Oh, look. Welcome? I'm on Bluesky, I guess... and I'm precariously close to that 10,000,000th position, too.

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