It’s such a missed 20 years ago opportunity I didn’t get into the SSX games for the soundtracks alone but they’re *absolutely* on the of cultural importance list

True to the Three Outcomes/Blue

Folks,

Gimmie your EA Sports soundtracks top 4

Church by Outkast as Madden 04 booted up was a formative experience which led me to music which wasn't typical suburb kid stuff

Super Bowl LX win probability chart that shows the Seahawks always being ahead

This is the only chart you need to be looking at this morning.

/he had that one weird kinda ok year!

Are they slow to integrate Melo/Wade, really he helped them become pals

It's broken, but I'm *very* happy at how it broke (every once and awhile I cherish the John Starks Kia that flows in)

Ranking all 1028 pokémon based on how likely they are to sign as a second baseman for the Minnesota twins.

My algorithm is flawless.

So seeing this is #TheAppOfSports, I’ve taken the bait. Kwame still on there but the list looks like
1. Chris Washburn
2. Anthony Bennett
3. Adam Morrison
4. James Wiseman
5. Hasheem Thabeet
6. Jahlil Okafor
7. Darko
8. Kwame
9. Olowokandi
10. We need to talk about Scoot 😔

Taking remembering 95 to its logical extreme

The gosh darn theses

Janson Junk can only run from nominative determinism for so long.

sign on a building but a bunch of the letters have fallen off and it says “TIO CENTER”

buy, sell, or trade new and used uncles

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

it’s almost time

I don’t know how I missed this on this site but I find myself humming “mmmtheballistipped” at least once in March

Jeff is this really 9ish picks and “idk vibes I guess” as a draft?

Just one more Knile Davis, this is the one bro I swear

My ongoing baseball hot take is that analytics guys are fundamentally right, but the brand of baseball that creates is less kinetic and more boring. I don't know if there's any way to fix it. The opportunity is we can learn from that when deciding whether to algorithmize our lives

Been chasing this very narrow “summer in Madison as a youth” dragon all my life

Thought all cheese curds would be squeaky for most of my childhood, aghast to find out I was brought up on truly the world’s greatest, and had to put up with the rest outside of Wisconsin

Exact same feelings about Vancouver BC where a long weekend is the perfect amount of time but I think it would get incredibly weird after 4 days.

Absolutely buying into “top-100 rookie X” as the leader of a very messy backfield there just reading vibes

Will give it the “a very nice once a year change of pace from Seattle but I don't think I could ever live there” exists

Billings I guess with the bronze for not necessarily bad but also deeply strange and a little unsettling

Deadwood is purgatory, Rapid City is hell.

Seeing the manager>>>>>>>>

SO will say it's the one sport which would be made the most accesible if it was just points/best ball, you need 10+ of the sickest sickos otherwise

Didn't realize they put The Curse Of Brevity upon themselves