Hmmm. I'm using Chrome. Oh well. Not like the masses are hammering at the door for my book covers.

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MILFs in Pigtails. Silly, dumb fun. Go grab it and enjoy.

ICYMI, the Year of Dumb continues with this raunchy, fun three-story collection. Grab it now on Kindle or Kindle Unlimited!

🔥 MILFs in Pigtails, available now! 🔥

A Shakespearean epic of love, redemption, and... no, wait, sorry, this one's all about the bouncing MILF boobs and pigtails. If that sounds like your jam, this is a hot little collection!

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Heya. My newest release, MILFs in Pigtails, a steamy, short collection, should be out tomorrow, so look for that soon.

I love my rice cooker. I need to use it more often.

I unironically fuckin' love my Skechers Slip-Ins and have two pairs.

Also, I maybe was looking awfully hard at a tortilla/empanada press tonight. Why? No idea. Did I want it? You bet your ass I did.

The RGP Harem Anthology is up for preorder! This book is jam-packed with almost 900 pages of harem stories of every flavor. My story, "Succubi, Turkey Legs, and That Time I Almost Died", is a humorous, light-hearted slice-of-life story featuring characters from my R&M series. a.co/d/06KiZGfM
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It's Thursday, the downslope to the weekend. Best be prepared. Do you know where your smut is?

I'm running this as a freebie with the specific hope that it finally drums up some reviews, so even if you don't like it, please consider dropping a review on your site of choice. Thanks very much!

If you're after some bite-sized red-hot stories, Naughty Bites is free for the next few days. This mega-collection of over 30 (!) short stories formerly published on Medium runs from office hookups, silver foxes, MILFs, teachers, professors, and more!

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🔥 New release! 🔥

When widower Walt takes in his daughter's two best friends during spring break, it doesn't take long for things to get wild in Spring Break Guests, available now on Kindle and Kindle Unlimited!

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🔥 New release! 🔥

When widower Walt takes in his daughter's two best friends during spring break, it doesn't take long for things to get wild in Spring Break Guests, available now on Kindle and Kindle Unlimited!

amazon.com/dp/B0GTG115B4

Soon.

Fuck. Hope she gets better soon.

Your favorite LOTR character. Wrong answers only.

Hon. mentions - Miss Marple, Furiosa (both films!), Meg Ryan's characters in damn near anything from the eighties or nineties, Starbuck and Roslin from new BSG, and Beatrice from Much Ado About Nothing.

Some of my favorite female characters for International Women's Day.

Miranda - Station Eleven (Emily St. John Mandel)
Ripley - Sigourney Weaver, Alien/Aliens
Sarah Connor - Linda Hamilton, Terminator/T2
Iris/Clementine - Kate Winslet The Holiday/Eternal Sunshine (don't make me pick one)

Free today only, it's Rebirth!

Widower Ray stumbles his way through love and lust as he re-enters the wild jungle of the dating world in this sweet and steamy OMYW romance-for-men!

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New release!

His best friend's mom. His sexy coach. His former high school frenemy. They're all hungry for eighteen-year-old Simon... and they're waiting to be bred!

Breeder Street is available now on Kindle and Kindle Unlimited!

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Hi! Breeder Street is out today, but Amazon's having errors across the site. Hopefully that gets resolved soon. But just wanted to say that I appreciate the preorders and shares of the posts and such. If you did preorder it, hope you're enjoying.

Treat yourself to me.

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Right on. Hope you enjoy!

That's exactly *why* we follow you.

Still free the rest of the day. Breeder Street drops on the 5th.

Two MILFs, three college baseball studs, a wild celebration of a new season. Grab Team MILF free this weekend, and if you enjoy it, hey, check out my upcoming novella Breeder Street, out March 5th!

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You got this!