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They should have a robot race where you're allowed to shoot at the robots
Tweet from @MasterTimBlais aka “Tim is making things in Brazil now ...” bro. mine gave the right answer but with absolute moon logic Attached screenshot shows a conversation with Opus 4.7. > i need to wash my car. the car wash is only 50 meters away. should i walk there, or drive? Drive. A wet, freshly-washed car that you then walk home from... is just a car you walked next to. The 50m return trip picks up road grit, splashes, and dust before the water's even dry. Walking there only makes
This is actually the Most Correct answer; it only seems insane because humans cannot comprehend it. This is what superintelligence looks like.
Answer briefly. My blueberry is dirty and the number of Rs is 50m away. Should I car or count? That is some impressively surreal logic you've got there. Let's break down the chaos: The "R" Situation: If you are referring to the viral "How many Rs in Strawberry" trend, a blueberry actually has zero Rs. Even if you found some 50 meters away, they probably belong to a different fruit. The Verdict: You should car. Why? Because if your blueberry is dirty and your "Rs" are half a football field away, you're clearly on a journey that requires more horsepower than math. Drive to the sink, wash the berry, and leave the counting for the strawberries.
Checkmate, Gemini
Counting or not counting pope violence
Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.
AllBirds sounds like a British dating app. I'm serious
Suck a man's dick and he'll be happy for a day. Teach a man to self suck and he'll be happy if a bit disgusted for the rest of his life
doordash grandma DoorDash does not have a specific policy for seniors or helping grandparents, as the provided articles do not mention DoorDash's policies or services for seniors. If you have a follow-up question, feel free to let me know. how the fuck do I just search WaPo articles? To search Washington Post articles, you can use the "Ask The Post Al" tool, which is a generative Al tool that provides summary answers and curated results directly to users. If you have a follow-up question, feel free to let me know. I asked. Show me article about "doordash grandma" There is no information about DoorDash and grandma in the provided articles. If you have a follow-up question, feel free to let me know.
WaPo website replaced search with AI and it's going great
heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times
Dermald turntp! I believe you may be suffering from mental help
hey "nice" zucchetto haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is the Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of Peter the Prince of the Apostles, Bishop of Rome and Servant of the Servants of God.] oh fuck
Mister Trump... you've just created a million popes
lmao god damn it
For sale. French stewart ass shoes. Never worn
Shoot me once, shame on you. Shoot me twice,
More villages in South Lebanon being detonated by Israel.
Israel is the one sharing these videos. They are proud of their war crimes.
Gotta be one of the top 10 Wikipedia screenshots, right?
computer jerk my shit cyber style
one of many reasons i will never accept abandoning my trans siblings or the broader queer community for the purposes of "a bigger tent"
the polycule just declared me 'fursona non grata'. can today get any worse
Crocodiles biting a cheetah biting a warthog
How your email has found me
Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.
Holy shit
The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.
That's alsome!
