nothing will ever convince me ABBA wasn't just a polycule who had a side project take off

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was once New Amsterdam.

Top tier feeling when you remember local libraries exist AND they stock that manga you’ve been wanting to read

the extent to which so many men are sex pests is just baffling and depressing

you can just Not Do That

there is shit that's hard for me! remembering to take in the trash cans is hard! checking the calendar is hard! starting a design doc is hard! not being a sex pest: not that hard

Nope.

Just that - nope. The feeling's real, but it's inaccurate. Proof: I dig seeing your stuff on here.

I prescribe blankie and comfort food.

just ban this entire industry already

Yeah, BMI is horseshit. I’d be a walking skeleton if I hit what it says I “should” weigh.

Nah, you got this one right. Thanks Justin!

"Maybe this year allergy season won't be so bad."

You fool. You dingus. You unpolished doorknob.

when It finally Happens and there is a concentrated effort to run the Charlie Kirk playbook on steroids against anyone who takes glee in it we should just laugh and point to this post

Literally every democrat should be saying Donald Trump is a war criminal, an actual tyrant, who is killing children and destroying an entire nation for the thrill of it and because he's mad about being a pedophile who might get caught. I wish these people would play hardball. People are dying.

*this* is the shit that you shouldn't look away from; not war gore or bombing cam shit put out by the administration, but this kind of utterly unholy contempt for everyone and everything coming from the president of the united states. *this* is the kind of thing you should let sear your eyeballs.

So much for relaxing. Or safely dreaming ever again.

a picture of a duck with the word honk written on it Alt: AnImated GIF of a goose with the word honk appearing near the end of the animation.

Ask and ye shall receive.

People in sci-fi novels are always naming their exploratory vessels shit like ICARUS and IXION and while I am not superstitious, I would maybe go with the USS GOT-THERE-SAFELY.

When you call a Democratic Senator to ask them to fillibuster this, advise them to volunteer for a talking fillibuster, and read the Epstein Files into the public record.

Next one should have Tom blowing Brad with his finger up Brad's ass.

Maybe *then* we'll get regulations on this.

Also, I think every woman born after 1995 gets one free murder for non-consensual porn made of her; we'll work out a sliding scale for volume discounts.

1 would go a long way toward both 2 and 3 for me.

The balls Discord has to introduce an age verification update after they already had a major data breach back in October.

a t-shirt featuring an illustration of a bird above the text motherfucker do you need a nap

a t-shirt featuring an illustration of a bird above the text our expectations for you were low but holy fuck

a t-shirt featuring an illustration of a bird above the text please consider shutting the fuck up

a t-shirt featuring an illustration of a bird above the text the opposite of live and learn is die an idiot

Everything sucks, but at least Effin’ Birds t-shirts are on sale for $14.
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I need some combobulating.

“Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs. Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.”

When will elected officials realize that posting "Someone has to do something" is offensive? You're the motherfuckers we have in place to do something. Do it. Throwing up your hands & going "I'm just a tiny baaaby someone help!" is fucking pathetic. Do something or resign & we find someone who WILL.

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AI executives: This machine will make you all unemployed and it can be used to make illegal porn, shitty movies, and fake bodycam footage.

People: That doesn't sound good.

AI executives: Why does no one like our product?

Friend: Can I just say something?

Me: One moment, let me brace myself. Nobody's ever had to ask that before they gave a glowing review of the situation.

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Six months ago, I had no idea Trophy Dark even existed, and as of today I'm going to have my writing officially published in The Gauntlet's next game; The Lands Remaining 🤘 #TTRPG