It was two ladies just having a gab with a coffee in each hand and they were fully capable people who could have walked 8 steps to an escalator to go up one floor.

Meanwhile I'm on for five floors and slowed down because people couldn't be bothered. 💀

While my last post dealt with taking naps during the day for "balance", I will wave my finger and roll my eyes *emphatically* in your direction when you're able-bodied, yet take an elevator for one whole floor.

When the escalator was RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

Why are you making my work day worse?

OMG, thank you, blessed child. I will take that nap. AND a carton of milk.

a woman in a red dress is standing in front of a microphone . Alt: Oprah Winfrey telling every bitch in the audience is getting a nap. The bitches are obviously losing their collective shit.

This whole work/life balance thing is clearly askew.

What do you mean there isn't enough time to have a nap mid-work day? What kind of "balance" is this?

Two men in a dark-lit bar, in "fantasy" style costumes.

Had a really good time with the boyfriend last night at Lumberjax.

We got dressed up for the theme (I dressed down a little for this photo) and overall, I'd say we were a success.

(Plus Doug looks really damn hot as a 'forest king' type, I mean... 🫦)

What? Nooo 😭

Comment t'appelle vous? Did I say it right?

Hope thet didn't charge for the visit.

If you're playing League, you deserve BSODs. 😘

Yes... let's...

I'm a 10 min drive from Digital Extremes' offices in town and I wish I had an entry way into gaming without a programming or art background.

Fffffuuuuu... as someone who worked in banks, if it was credit cards, she's more or less off the hook on those charges, but if its her chequing account... 😬

a man wearing white sunglasses is looking out of a car window with #schittscreek written on the bottom Alt: a man wearing white sunglasses is looking out of a car window

I'm doing a lot more fun stuff that I would have never really done 4-5 years ago. Not to say my life before was dull, but maybe... formulaic?

Anyway, I'll be getting up into some sexy barbarian king drag for a gay event this weekend, and some pig-tailed blonde girl drag for a summer party in June.

Diabetic?

But why be subtle?

Wood morning.

I'm mostly glad the era of walking sims (and not much else) are over.

Survival games seem to be trying to put more emphasis on survival and realism than anything resembling fun and enjoyment. Not that foraging for 99x grass and eating berries isn't "fun", but I feel there's a better method...

But why wasn't anyone around to help?

a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a restaurant . Alt: Jack being a dick to Cher.

What, your dog just started saying "If I could turn back tooowwwmmm"

I remember going once as a kid on a class trip and I had a good time. I wish it never shut down but man, its been what, 25-30 years now?

Shame about its loss...

Eats, Shoots, and Leaves. Great shirt.

The man wearing it is also great and amazing.

fry from futurama is shown in a close up Alt: Squinting Fry from Futurama.

Oh. He'll come for that diva, but not THIS diva.

Someone looks like they just had a REALLY GOOD nap.

Or something else.

Wait, wait, wait. She's visiting our coast or where is this happening?

Never enough cat fabulosity. And that beard always makes me envious.

Was it to book an appointment in a month?

That sounds really good, actually.

But my headcanon now is they just took an entire slice of tiramisu and dropped it in a blender.

But what was the treat?

Because its so good, right? They're addictive, right?

Because bears are forever thirsty (but its also genuinely a good pic of yours)