jesus christ

yeah I’ll have the uhhh

play ja ja ding dong!!

I guess we have nyt’s answer

my six year old re: thanksgiving: “are we making a big chicken body thing?”

tumblr post by user twocubes: people want doing the right thing to be like pulling the correct lever at the correct time but actually usually doing the right thing is more like holding a moderate weight at arm's length continuously for seventeen years

haven’t stopped thinking about this since I first read it

forget graphic design

any toronto people know whether john sakamoto’s writing anywhere these days?

doordashed a restaurant order where a $10 item was forgotten and doordash's automated support thing decided to give me a $5 credit as apology. i don't really care about the food but like... how is this legal

would listen

super mario 3!

do you think he ever thinks about it

once I went underwear shopping with dizzee rascal

jonathan glazer once paid me 50 pounds to crack his phone

when was the last time you interacted with said counselor

when I was 11 I had one of the first documented cases of a video game seizure

anyone feel like adding me to a 'lurked for 15 years but rarely posts' starter pack

or “big pharma”

I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.

suuuuuup buddy

these guys could never

the oldest I’ve ever felt in my life was when I was recently going through old emails and realized that I half-edited a then-boring business book that I subsequently went on to read, without realizing, as a consumer, fifteen years later

original wife guys

bluesky is like moving somewhere with trees and run paths after a decade of living in a nuclear bomb site. what do you mean I can just go outside

also “mad about what google news considers a news source”

I’m ready to go back to BBSes

You laugh, but after living in San Francisco for four years, I am now convinced that he will become sentient in my lifetime.

that old video from the russian op talking about how to demoralize a nation comes to mind

nice country you got there. it’d be a shame if the systematic degradation of infrastructure and institution in a place that geographically vast drove everyone to either the internet or religion in search of community.