Photo I took of these wonderful people (the faces of whom I’ve blacked out) singing happy Birthday to their lovely old dog at a bar I was at tonight in Portland
I was at a dog-friendly bar in NW Portland tonight and a table behind me started singing Happy Birthday and then I realized it wasn’t for a person but a really old dog who was wearing a crown and he was old and fucking adorable and I love this city
A painted model of a demonic skull with rams horns mounted on a wooden vase on a pole.
Added a stand. This one is done.
A digital portait of Velociraptor with colourful turkey-like wattles around its face and neck.
A pencil portait of Velociraptor with open, drooling jaws.
A digital illustration of a baby Velociraptor sat in a nest of dry branches and leaves.
A digital illustration of Velociraptor, leaping with feathered arms outstretched towards Protoceratops - a small herbivorous dinosaur.
Today is Velociraptor Awareness Day.
Be aware. Be VERY aware… 😮😉🦖
(All art by me).
#SciArt
#VelociraptorAwarenessDay
A 3d printer build plate contains sections of a demon skull.
An unpainted 3d printed demon skull.
Oops I printed again. Testing the model I'm uploading later today. Still prints.
Yeah, as soon as Target decided to whimper and backtrack on pride merch from a small group of bigots threats (instead of protecting their workers or shoppers) i was done - Walmart in my deep red area kept their pride stuff at the front of the store in the busy aisle FFS.
TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Unicorn DESCRIPTION: A purple dappled horse with flowing purple-to-blue main and tail looks out with a slightly empty-brain look. She has a purple-to-green spiral horn sticking out of her forehead. Her legs fade to a darker purple and end in purple feathering. She walks on a sparkling green grass, and is surrounded by pink sparkles. JOKES: - Imagine going through life, asking at every meal, “COULD IKEBAB THIS?” - Teeth are perfectly straight. (Because magic is the ultimate orthodontist.) - Her muscles are purely decorative…and disintegrate upon any actual labor. - 90% of her waking hours are spent prancing. - (pointing to her horn) Enclosed bounce houses are a nightmare. - Her mane has more volume than all the hair-metal bands of 1989. - That ain’t sparkly magic. That’s crippling dandruff. - Has a highly curated playlist for walking slowly through backlit mist. - Thinks horses are “total uggos” —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
TODAY'S COMIC: Anatomy of a Unicorn
stupid legislation and beliea in ‘nerd harder’ magical tech crosses party lines
youtu.be/5ax9zW0w_gY?...
"That creepy guy is here again," my boss hissed.
I looked to the pinball machine in corner. A lanky man in overalls and a soft hat was playing.
"You're making a fortune from the old coins he's using. But I'll have a word."
Later, I told my boss the guy worked as a ferryman. Why'd he get so pale?
One of my absolute favorite dog Latin quotes.
Carving of an imp type creature squatting over a modern rainwater good
everyone please enjoy one of my favourite gargoyles in Oxford, in which the water comes out its arse instead of its mouth
plants should be able to suck oxygen back from people they don’t like
This is Binoo. She will tell you when you're permitted to stop scratching. Until then, stop slacking. 13/10 (IG: binoochi)
a painted 3d print of a demonic skull with rams horns
hmm. not too bad.
Photo isn't capturing the colour quite right.
TitleAnatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a WerewolfDescriptionA silver colored wolf-man stands on his back wolf legs, human-oid arms with talons stretched out in agony. His bare human-oid chest has white hair stretching down from his neck. His wolf head roars, mouth open and eyes wide. Dark grey coloring stretches from his nose, down his back and on to his tail, that’s finished in white. His legs and hands are white fur. He stands on a rocky ground.JokesThe Origin: You become a werewolf when ANOTHER werewolf bites you. Then YOU bite and make ANOTHER werewolf… it’s like multi-level marketing, but less skeevy.Aesthetic: His overall aesthetic is “Muppet that has SEEN some things.”Movement: He moves like an unbalanced washing machine.Scent: And smells like bowling alley carpeting.Identification: (points at neck) “Collar I.D.”Snout Utility: (points to head) The perfect snout to get that last Pringle.Dental Work: (points to head) His teeth are arranged with all the precision of a medieval village built without permits.Schedule: He only shows up once a month. …but that’s still better than Congress. ZING!Fashion: Thank God he got the Levis with the lycra.Aging: (points at tail) He still “Marks his Territory,” but ever since he turned fifty, it just takes longer and longer.
The alt text for the "Anatomy of a Dragon" comic by Dave Kellett is broken down into a title, a visual description, and a list of the jokes included in the illustration:TitleAnatomy of Monsters; Anatomy of a DragonDescriptionA green, scaly, four-legged creature with giant bat-like wings sits on a glistening gold dirt. His head is covered in dark spines, heavy eyebrows cover his eyes. He has a heavy chin and smoke protrudes from one of his nostrils.Jokes & AnnotationsClassification: Remember, Kids! - A dragon has 4 legs/2 wings. - A wyvern has 2 legs/2 wings. - A wyrm has 0 legs/0 wings. - And a WORM is the same as a wyrm, but without the hardcore name.The Vaping Dragon: Smoke constantly drifts from his nostrils like a teenager trying to hide a vape pen.Nature's Balance: Every dragon is born with one armor scale missing, for the benefit of talented archers. (It’s nature’s balance.)Dietary Habits: Practices the “Five-second Rule” for dropped sheep.The Landlord Look: The eyebrows of a grumpy landlord (…who also happens to be a nuclear weapon.)Culinarily Correct: Is convinced that shiny armor is just “Stay-fresh” Packaging.The Proverb: Believes “revenge is a dish best served at 3,000 degrees.”Social Media: Spends his weekends swiping right on pictures of unprotected royal treasuries.
The alt text for the "Anatomy of a Sasquatch" comic by Dave Kellett is structured as follows:TitleAnatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a SasquatchDescriptionAn ape-like man stands in the classic Big-Foot stance, mid-walk. His arms and legs and shoulders are covered in fur, his hands, feet, biceps and chest are flesh. Behind him is a forest of trees.JokesThe Ultimate Cryptid: He’s the ultimate American cryptid!Posture: (pointing to the previous joke) …with the posture of a middle-aged dad trying to find his glasses.Strength: He’s super strong! He can bench 150! (An F-150)Fur Texture: Fur has the texture of shag carpeting that’s been left in a damp basement since 1974.Hands: Knuckles for DAYYYYYS.Build: His build is the perfect blend of “powerlifter” and “dude powering through a few sleeves of oreos.”Shoulders: Don’t think of it as “Hairy Shoulders,” think of it as “Natural Rain Poncho”Origin: He was made famous by a 1967 filmstrip of what is clearly a dude-in-a-Gorilla-Suit.Stabilization: (pointing to previous joke) (Someone ran the film through modern film stabilization software. It is HILARIOUS how much it's a dude in a suit.)Legs: His calf muscles look like four angry raccoons fighting over a corndog.
TitleAnatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of Baba YagaDescriptionAn old lady with a long crooked nose, white scraggly hair held down by a red head scarf, wide eyes, mouth open in a witchy cackle, walks along a path. She has a brown leather bag across her shoulder decorated with bones. Her dress and cloak are brown and tattered. Behind her is a cottage held up by chicken legs.JokesRole: Part forest-guardian and part local terror, she’s a Slavic witch who rewards the polite and (accidentally!) eats the rude.The "Accident": (pointing to the previous joke) “Accidentally” is doing a lot of heavy lifting, there.Reasonableness: As far as witches go, she’s reasonable! Provided you can survive her easy-to-remember 608-step chores.The Name: If you pretend you’ve never heard it before, doesn’t the name BABA YAGA sound like a Swedish band that won Eurovision in 2009?Real Estate: (pointing to the cottage) Her house walks around on giant chicken legs. Which, Honestly? In this housing market? I’d make an offer.Transportation: She doesn’t ride a broomstick! She rides a mortar-and-pestle.Tech Gap: (pointing to previous joke) Which is fun for her, because everyone born after 1810 has to Google what a “Mortar-and-pestle” is.The Fence: Famously, her house is surrounded by a fence of human bones. Which is an aggressive way of saying “kick that ball into my yard, you AIN’T GETTIN’ IT BACK.”
Gang, making these ANATOMY OF MONSTERS has been so dang fun. If you want to read a whole bunch of 'em in a row, they're at sheldoncomics.com
More Toys than Enders Game I think.
Got up to get advil. Goto kitchen. Got something else. 15 minutes later realized advil was not taken.
Apparently it's still used in many sectors. Never heard it till this tho. Had to check Wikipedia
Nah. He'd be up in the big house and snitching on his brothers and sisters.
Ha. They get mad at the wokeness if they actually get preached their saviors actual words.
Pancakes are slightly easier to deal with clean up wise.
Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant.
So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad.
Thank you for coming to my
Ted talk
It’s my 14th birthday today!!!! 🎉🎂
In honor of my birthday, would you consider a donation to da Greenville Humane Society’s Mutt Strut?
Donation Link:
runsignup.com/lawnpotato/D...
A picture of a 3D Printer build plate with a demon skull in separate pieces for the skull, jaw and both horns
A primed put together 3d printed demonic skull
Tidied the model up and made the jaw fit properly then did a smaller print - will likely upload it to printables later this week though I do want to paint one of them first
TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters; Anatomy of a Dragon DESCRIPTION: A green, scaly, four-legged creature with giant bat-like wings sits on a glistening gold dirt. His head is covered in dark spines, heavy eyebrows cover his eyes. He has a heavy chin and smoke protrudes from one of his nostrils. JOKES: - Remember, Kids! - A dragon has 4 legs/2 wings. - A wyvern has 2 legs/2 wings. - a Wyrm has 0 legs/0 wings. - And a WORM is the same as a wyrm, but without the hardcore name. - Smoke constantly drifts from his nostrils like a teenager try8ing to hide a vape pen. - Every dragon is born with one armor scale missing, for the benefit of talented archers. (It’s nature’s balance.) - Practices the “Five-second Rule” for dropped sheep. - The eyebrows of a grumpy landlord (…who also happens to be a nuclear weapon.) - Is convinced that shiny armor is just “Stay-fresh” Packaging. - Believes “revenge i a dish best served at 3,000 degrees.” - Spends his weekends swiping right on pictures of unprotected royal treasuries. —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
TODAY'S COMIC: Anatomy of a Dragon
Very important tea brewing considerations
youtu.be/0J8VMLkuJgw?...
a light brown pit bull wearing a maroon shirt sits with her ears pinned back and looks up in our direction. a hand is holding a chewed up certificate in the foreground. the signed certificate is for completion of basic obedience, and it's filled out to Maya la Pitbull. in her obedience class she was taught not to eat homework, but no one said anything about diplomas.
This is Maya. She just graduated from obedience training. May have gotten a little carried away while celebrating. 12/10 (IG: mayalapitbull)
A small fluffy black kitten with big shiny eyes jumps happily on a soft purple-to-green gradient background. Above it, a gentle message about finding strength and letting go of the urge to give up. The kitten says, ‘You’ve got this!
Sending this little kitty to anyone who needs a hug for their heart today. 🐾🤍
Just relooked at the map - that is a massive coverage area. Dang.
My old area. Send some to Florida. We're parched.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue watches as Green finishes setting up his work station. Green: I've got my notes, coffee, laptop, all I'm going to need. Green sits down in front of his laptop, looking at his work with determination. Green: And now I shall sit down right here and not move before all my work is done. Green watches as Blue begins to wiggle. Blue: And I shall distract you with an enticing dance. Green: Why? Blue: Why not?
