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A package for Fruit Riot frozen pineapple coated in a sour candy coating. SpongeBob is featured prominently on the package.

A package for Fruit Riot frozen pineapple coated in a sour candy coating. SpongeBob is featured prominently on the package.

These just might be better than the grapes… 🤤🤤🤤

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don’t skip! post you in another country

laughing at the blue lagoon in iceland 😊

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Screenshot from an iMessage chat showing me saying my cat is snuggled up on me, and a reply saying “I want cuddles.”

Screenshot from an iMessage chat showing me saying my cat is snuggled up on me, and a reply saying “I want cuddles.”

Why are men like this? I don’t know how to respond when a man I have ~never met~ says he wants cuddles. 🚩🚩🚩

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Rose McGowan raises her fist in solidarity

Rose McGowan raises her fist in solidarity

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just stuff and things really

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queen of pop jennifer love hewitt

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A photo of Gabrielle Union in an interview with the caption, “Did you sail across the sun?
Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded? And that Heaven is overrated?”

A photo of Gabrielle Union in an interview with the caption, “Did you sail across the sun? Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded? And that Heaven is overrated?”

well did you?

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That weatherman in the brown shoes that's always dancing? It's too much. He looks like he has the Smile curse. I don't like it.

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In Article About Horrific Shooting That Killed Eight Children, Forbes Lets Readers Place Bets About Gun Control In a story about a mass shooting that left eight children dead, Forbes is encouraging readers to bet on the news with fake money.

Forbes is gamifying news about the horrific mass shooting in Shreveport, LA this weekend, encouraging readers to bet on the likelihood of gun regulation with fake money via its "ForbesPredict" feature.

Eight children were murdered in the shooting.

futurism.com/future-socie...

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It was honestly better than I remembered from my childhood 😅

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Wow same

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Screenshot of letterboxd reviews for “Joe Dirt,” including one that reads “the white trash Forrest Gump” and one that reads “white people’s Black Panther.”

Screenshot of letterboxd reviews for “Joe Dirt,” including one that reads “the white trash Forrest Gump” and one that reads “white people’s Black Panther.”

i’m watching joe dirt

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Happy birthday! 🎂

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Woke up from a dream that I backed up too fast and crashed my car into a ditch. Happy Sunday!!

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I know!! I can’t wait

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Gagging

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Kermit the Frog is surrounded by heart emojis as he clutches his face

Kermit the Frog is surrounded by heart emojis as he clutches his face

Still thinking about Madonna and Sabrina at Coachella btw

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OMG a friend of mine just told me she’s taking her elementary school-aged kids to THE BLACK KEYS for their first concert. That is a wild choice 😅

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Same! 🪩🕺💃🏼

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the Tyla and Zara song (complimentary)

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You’re telling me I have to download iHeart to hear Madonna’s new single?? Ugh okay fine

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Happy birthday! 🎉

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The product image from Madonna’s online store; which shows the 2-disc vinyl version of the album, in a translucent grey color, as well as a poster and a numbered tag

The product image from Madonna’s online store; which shows the 2-disc vinyl version of the album, in a translucent grey color, as well as a poster and a numbered tag

Pre-ordered my copy of Madonna’s “Confessions II” 🙌🪩

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A cat with cunty blue acrylic nails photoshopped on holds her paw to her mouth as if she’s giggling

A cat with cunty blue acrylic nails photoshopped on holds her paw to her mouth as if she’s giggling

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Kings of Leon’s “Pyro” tho 🔥

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yes

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I can count on two hands the number of times I’ve even done it… I’m surprised it stuck!! *whispers to self* over… under… around… and through!

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A white man leans against a wall while posing in a floor-length mirror. Wearing a light blue linen suit , light pink shirt, and blue and pink flowered tie, with brown shoes and a brown belt

A white man leans against a wall while posing in a floor-length mirror. Wearing a light blue linen suit , light pink shirt, and blue and pink flowered tie, with brown shoes and a brown belt

Business man mode: Activated 👔

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Every time I successfully tie a necktie without any help, I feel like I’ve won the Olympics

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I’d probably be more inclined to have fun with it if it wasn’t a work environment 😩

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