Holy cow I need a therapist lol

CHOP!

I haven’t stopped thinking about this tweet. Why do you think it’s been destroying society? It’s been around for a long time! What about Muleskinner blues?

got any soup

Fr

the fucking ocean, dude. i swear

Smoked for the first time in a while and feel like this.

Waffle House 4ever.

As the phoenix rises from the ashes, a new McDonald’s is built in the spot where they tore down the old McDonald’s

Is Thotty Thursday dead or can I be a thot real quick?

The one in the air

Telling him you want to put him in crazy positions and then sending him this…

twitter users stone age
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
🤝
mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance

Gonna go cry now tho lol

Successful demos mean I get to smoke weed after work, right?

Why are people in Florida so bad about this? Left hand lane going 50!!!

Sorry for spiraling I’m just going through a lot of changes and don’t know what to do with my hands.

Sending you love my friend

Omg dude!!!!! I totally forgot I’m so freaking sorry!!!!!!!

IT'S A GREAT DAY TO HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!

LET'S GET THAT BREAD!!!!

Good morning, say it back.

I have convinced myself I’m a narcissist and I’m a danger to everyone in my life. The anxiety spirals are CRAZY this morning.

Why do people always want you when you finally give up???? That doesn’t seem fair.

If doing what’s best for you hurts someone else does that make you a bad person?

In a continuous spiral of whether I’m a good person or a bad person because of my last relationship and I have no idea how to get out of the loop.

::chefs kiss::

Unintentionally wrote a lovely short story with badasses @beckymayyy.bsky.social and @notjoobs.bsky.social