Bro got hired to source beef tallow and now he’s the chief MAHA officer

Why do the people with the most cooked brains live the longest?

A24 producing this?

What it means is the Utah Jazz now will keep their pick no matter what happens in the lottery. If they lost the coin flip there would be 0.5% odds of them having to convey the pick to OKC. Same Presti doesn’t get another lotto pick. So means quite a lot.

That is true. But we did survive Sam presti’s mid-year anti-tanking campaign. He really was trying to make sure Utah would finish 6-7. Can’t believe they made it all the way to 4th.

The Utah Jazz won the tiebreaker with the Kings. Sam Presti must be pissed. No chance of a 1st round pick from Utah and only gets 2 second rounders. Hahahaha

It does. If he’s not trying to do that … Silver needs to move fast and either set him straight for better decisions or get him to sell the team. Either he’s inept or he’s scared that Utah has made too many inroads into their market and is being pessimistic about what happens with a Seattle team.

Either this guy has tons of money wrapped up in stock value and has shitty cash flows or he’s a cheapskate. The first one screams scammer and fraudster who isn’t liquid at all and is relying on the team to generate consistent cash flows for his overall businesses or he’s looking to flip the team.

The concept of doing more with less is something that NHL teams do really well. They can make that dollar REALLY stretch. But in the NBA? You bring that mentality and you’ll get agents avoiding you like the plague, increased injuries, bad morale, and fans revolting. It’s Donald Sterling to a T.

They don’t need wholesale changes. They need investment and accountability for that investment. In the NHL, teams can be successful by being shrewd with their money. I’d argue they don’t hit their full potential but they can be successful. In the NBA that’s how you become the Bobcats or Pelicans.

Bro, look at how Ryan Smith is running the Mammoth. He took principles of running an NBA franchise where you invest in the coaches, development, and their well being and you get fantastic results. Why should the Blazers to be run like they’re a distressed asset just bought by Bain Capital?

The. NBA. IS. NOT. THE. NHL.

He will never win. Nobody loves basketball and are also gluttons for punishment like Blazers fans.

And he’s stiffing two way players by not letting them on the road trip??

Mark Bartelstein reps Caleb Love. He also reps Kris Murray who’s a free agent in 2027. Like what the hell is he doing with that move? It’s pennies on the dollar to bring those three along.

robot: what is my purpose?

engineer in a midlife crisis:

No T-Shirt giveaway during the playoffs? Underpaying market value on coaches? This REALLY feels like this dude is trying to alienate an entire fan base as quickly as possible to build a fake case of “this market can’t support a pro team and that’s why we’re exploring alternative markets”

Ballmer is 100% flooding the SEO zone ahead of the Aspiration-Kawhi investigation. If I was a betting man, Silver is about to announce the findings of the investigation and consequences.

What would boycotting the 2026 playoffs look like for the Utah Jazz? My article:

Tim: we have Milky Way at home

Don’t forget they trained in Craters of the Moon in Idaho after Greenland so they could have different types of geological surveying training for different volcanic rock and soil types.

Everyone is getting laid off in this country and somehow Trumps labor folks think everyone buys their jobs reports

Joe Ingles slowly morphing into Russel Crowe

FFS can someone just make an AI video of us taking Greenland and convince him that it’s real?

I was wondering today if his humiliation by Iran would make him circle back to Greenland, but was afraid to say it because it seemed too ridiculous even for him.

These idiots just say the first thing that pops into their brains don’t they? Vance really lowering the temperature in the room here.

There were only 10 points on the plan. How do you miscommunicate that? Are they not even going to get through 24 hours of a 2 week ceasefire?

If the Brooklyn Nets beat the Indiana Pacers in their next game, there will be a three way tie for the 3rd best lottery odds in the lottery between Utah, Sacramento, and Brooklyn.

Omg yes this is what we need

NHL must not be allowed to stop expansion until there are three teams named the Pterodactyls, T-Rex, and Triceratops.

complete the Megazord, you cowards