It's a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a baloney sandwich.

History will prove that Caligula was merely an innocent bystander.

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Really? Before Garland? 🤔

Still got an account with Walmart?

Fine ... but I stand with Stephen.

Always the last to know.

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At long last, the sequel that nobody wanted:

"It's A Wonderful Secret" ©2025

"Teacher says, 'Everytime a bell rings a pedo gets his wings!"

WAY TO GO, JEFFREY!

Are you kidding? Half the reporters are probably getting kickbacks from the Kremlin. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Anybody else received an email from the Social Security Administration praising the passage of, "The Big Beautiful Bill?"

It would be a shame if millions of us were to report that email as, "spam."

A dirty, dirty shame.

Birds of a feather.

Where ya been, laddies? 😁

Viva la résistance! 🇫🇷✊🏾

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So? What did you expect?

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Stop. Internet. Child. Labor. NOW!

(Pictured below: Data collectors.)

The correct name is, "Alligator Auschwitz."

Whatever ... I've never been much of a football fan. 😳

... and in other news:

I just drew my first unicorn.🥱

"Golden dome", "Golden shower" ... same thing.

Actually, I think you could guess that it equates to millions of lives in chaos.

... and as for my fellow black Americans who are going to, "Sit this one out" ... SERIOUSLY???

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Chief Justice John "Urkle" Roberts Jr.

A useless multi-million dollar production where the hero president saves the day in a nick of time ... at least until the sequel.

I'll like to walk out on this picture now.

Again he's using, "Wishful thinking math."

💯

Cute ... now let me see you jump in that car and go for a little drive.

Bestest boi. 🐾

... and I don't remember seeing a lot of MS-13 gang members in the fields harvesting vegetables.

It's really that high?

😆

Correction:

"Alligator Auschwitz."

Bless it be thy Maybelline. 🙏🏾