Stumbled upon some trails while taking Hank out for a stroll. Given the .5 mile steep path down that had to be walked back up, we are tired!

I’ve got a hole in my hand you could fill 😈😏😂

Guess I should have posted this on #FCF

I’ve used those ingredients in a lot of things together. Most recently an omelet (although I make my own velveeta to be a little more low carb).

All the dogs are sleeping. Mostly.

Almost a year with him. He’s the bestest boy.

Best I can do is a stethoscope and nothing else.

He was popular at Home Depot. Definitely a bear/dad magnet.

You’ve driven them back to their primal state. All they can do is grrrr, woof, grunt, and moan.

Full on rapist. Oh sorry, philanthropist.

Tell me about it. I made 16 breakfast burritos, froze them, and took Oakley for a trip to Homedepot. The boys will love laying in the smell of bacon and sausage while we are gone.

Oh no, I crossed the border and got lost in the Canadian Wilderness.

Two weeks of Oakley starts today!

patrick star from spongebob squarepants has his arms crossed and is smiling ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants has his arms crossed and is smiling

I haven’t posted a nude in nine months?!?

Oh, and a haircut.

Drove the new car on a range test. 3.3mi/kwh for 247 miles. Had 64 miles of range left once I got home. Always a bit above average… 😏
Also took the boys to the park since they behaved while I was gone.

Pop that shirt off, it’s in the way 😈

Does Palm Sunday mean I’m supposed to jack-off myself and/or others?

Someone’s not being a bitey gremlin at the moment.

Not the foot rub I need. But he does.

Dad just wants to relax. I just cut up a few trees that fell and took out a few stumps. Shower and this guy has to cuddle.

Can I go next?

Present 🍑

@rossz28.bsky.social are you proud? 😛

I did a thing.

I guess his brother was being an asshole. He went downstairs and got on the couch.

Rainy day Bruce

Damn chia pets.

Spends day vacuuming. Deshedding both dogs outside. Cleaning rugs. Gets shower. Comes downstairs and sees a ball of fluff roll off Hank and go under a chest. FML