this is my spite song
knew i was right song
Posts by michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith
a chip off the old otle
caving to my baser instincts (tasting cicada exoskeleton)
cross posting bc fuck it
there’s no rule that says you can’t eat a big bowl of seasoned breadcrumbs like they’re italian granola
there’s a curious george book about this
lol literally doing this now a dream
happy father’s day a vote for zohran is a vote for families!!
[making small talk] so what’s your favorite genre of chip
man i sure bet it would piss off donald trump if someone donated five millions dollars to zohran right now all but ensuring he’s the next mayor of nyc man i sure bet that would get him hopping mad
salò pg-13 cut gonna rip
every space is a flex space when i’m occupying it 💪🏻
i swear to god this sounds made up but it’s not blame mo willems for teaching my children how to appropriate the language of oppression via elephant and piggie
scolding my toddler for dumping out every toy he owns before 7am this morning and he hit my ass with “making a mess is kid culture”
the feet of the cars that is
the wheels are the feet
if i send this to you it means i’m a toddler with a sense of humor
“The work of political organizing is not so different from the work of managing a research lab.”
the great @danielmalinsky.bsky.social on activist scientists www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
natural born puddle sipper
seems like a mistake that scone isn’t an abbreviation for snow cone
let old acquaintance be forgot summer
pitchfork 1906 awarding “you’re a grand old flag” best new music
1 in 5 trans adults are insured through Medicaid - and this is what happens when they can’t use that coverage for gender-affirming care
19thnews.org/2025/02/red-...
footlocker is a good name for a shoe store because at the end of the day what is a sneaker if not a locker for your foot
if you ain’t scrubbing with a hard bristled brush like cillian murphy in small things like these you aren’t washing
people who wash their hands with warm water are too coddled
baby camera roll
tell me your toddler woke up before you woke up and was playing with your phone while you slept without telling me your toddler woke up before you woke up and was playing with your phone while you slept
people who press the door close button on elevators need to relax
[weird al frog-ovic] livin la vida croak-a … when a problem comes along, you must ribbit