Stupid fucking title card from dogshit film Star Wars Episode IX The Rise of Skywalker: “The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late EMPEROR PALPATINE.”
right yeah it was the free loans that made the company go to a $4 trillion market cap. What are you talking about
i mean he's 65 and like tripled the value of the company, i'd fuck off too
I mean it’s a scandal if it even gets to discovery, right? Shouldn’t this be like immediately tossed
Don Garber is this insane combination of ruthless and stupid that makes him, in many ways, the perfect American sporting executive
folks, the mayor is posting POV you are a rat videos to talk about trash containerization, unimaginable levels of cooking are being achieved
i can't believe he's done it again
whole lot of very normal and extremely well-adjusted guys in this one
George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"
We should have never doubted this man
we are currently experiencing a distributed denial of discourse (DDoD) attack
using Claude Code for your whole production stack is a really great idea right up until the moment you realize that your QC and implementation teams are actually a pod of dolphins with a Starlink hookup.
Fuck yeah
Lewis Hamilton in Maranello looking cooler than he ever looked right before having his absolutely shambolic 2025 Ferrari F1 season
Aura farming in stupid circumstances is a valuable component of sporting dominance
i mean if you're gonna lose this is the way to do it
i'm not sure RM have been playing with thought since January, or like any point in the year before that
there's an art to it and then there's Camavinga doing whatever that was
incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope
A screenshot of the NYCFC vs Westchester US Open Cup match showing a part of the field with apparently every single line for every field-based sport in human history drawn on the pitch
the way you weren’t kidding
one prob with being the way I am is that, like, Colbert will fire off a line from Sax Rohmer #1 in an interview, so I’ll go check if it’s on my Big Mountain Goats Playlist, and it isn’t, and then I’ll wonder why, and now there’s spreadsheets involved and I’m elbow deep in The Hound Chronicles
HELL GATE N Y C DOT COM, ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES
best one of these in awhile youtu.be/L3oO510dyVI?...
the U.S.C.C.B.:
Does Mendoza actually see the field in Vegas (or anywhere, really)?
Is it possible that the Harbaugh Giants Makeover Special actually works?
every fucking year we start on the back foot because we don’t do shit in the winter for whatever reason. every. fucking. year.
NYCFC finish a chance ever OR ALTERNATIVELY make a single decent roster decision in the winter offseason like every other team has figured out how to challenge (impossible difficulty)
moon bear ghosts™️™️
a dry landing reminds me of the whole “the Soviets sent everyone into orbit packing heat because if they landed in the middle of Siberia they may need to fight bears until help got there” thing
Genuinely so many more dudes in wetsuits than I had assumed