You're ready for Austin

Some part of you you thought you'd killed is demanding life. Ads are pollution and you want to drink clean water. You've always known it but now you can't deny it.

Sesame Street gave me unrealistic expectations that my grouchiness would be accepted and appreciated by a community.

They have closed the dad game genre with a weird arcade shooter where you give a kid balloons and they appreciate it, it's like MSG

Dopa-nice

Whoever sells a car that's just a car that's not covered in smartphone or bristling with fragile chips is going to make so much money

Hitting the Capri Sun when the straw is missing like

Why is everything fighting games, did Sajam do this

Getting serious about those warrior abs (crash dieting)

Dang what's going on with all the adults finally showing up to work today

Street fighter lore is at its best when it's insisting you take it very seriously that M. Bison kept an especially strong combat ready dolphin to transfer his consciousness to if he died

He parries stepping out for photos with fans. His drive impact is getting punched full in the face and kicking the opponent in the chin as he does a full back flip and miraculously lands on his own feet. His drive reversal is just dropping to his knees to beg for mercy so fast the hit is deflected.

I have nothing to say except the thing I have to say

Sadako vs Kayako (2016)

Reminds me of folks talking about "recovering" alt right influencers years ago and how "I don't think bigotry is good now" isn't a conversion. People don't change like it's A Christmas Carol. They'll still hold a lot of the same underlying beliefs, they've only questioned some of the conclusions.

My guy they're dead, nothing ongoing about that dispute now

Fun to be mid match with strangers and then start quizzing each other about noise/distance tables before breaking windows

CAMERAAAA

"any job could be replaced with AI except mine" feels like the new "80% of drivers think they're in the top 20% of safe drivers"

Who up grouching they couch

"the soy sauce is made using a process hundreds of years old!"
"My mouth is filling with blood, I think I lost a tooth"

My first impulse was Dotch but the TV personalities are replaced with a battle Royale, educational ingredient segments remain unchanged

Judge by pizza slices: 1 is totally insufficient, 2 leaves me wanting more, 3 is good, 4 is indulgent, 5 is too much, 6 is a bloated burden, 7+ is increasing levels of sick

Iron chef sharpens iron warrior

Plus, have you ever tried to tell a kid something isn't allowed? It just makes it forbidden and cool

Free to discover, doomed to repeat

Didn't ScummVM dip into fvm games

"you haven't been doing anything to support me"?

"which gore Vidal pun account was this"