You put a smile on my face, with audible laughs. For this I thank you.

My ancestors would be trash talking what an amateur I am.

AsS series

Retired: Everyday is Saturday except Sunday

Today, Monday: Faaaaawwkkkk

Peter writes, "My kids (teenagers) are terrified of spiders. I put them in the garage." Our Lady replies, "All children should be kept in the garage. Excellent choice."

Today's winner of the internet.
🤣 -E

Sigh…yes

I hate these commercials

Oil embargo, mcduh

Hence, Uncle Satan?

Just fake it, no longer need to worry about making it.

So…changing paper towel brand or returning new holder?

It was the Carter years when some professional sports altered playoff formats to conserve fuel, from 2-2-1-1-1 to 2-3-2. Fuel embargo, right?

Speeding up my descent into madness by lying awake all night.

Drive-in theaters with Bronson, Willard, Eastwood, were a staple of teen years.

I would swallow my pride
I would choke on the rinds
But the lack thereof
Would leave me empty inside
Eve:6

Post your favorite film from the year you turned 18.

Congratulations. Let the golden years commence.

The number of square inches of flesh colored fabric would get you disqualified in Olympic ice dancing competitions.

@realfollowers.bsky.social

Finished spreading weed and feed, and radiation shield on my lawn. Bremsstrahlung water irrigation next.

pronouncing Blueskyy like Zelenskyy and no one can stop me

I didn't picture my adult years at all because I was certain I wouldn't make it to 20, so I guess witnessing the end of the world is an improvement

Label this for possible trigger content please

Customer: I’m going to hunt you down and destroy you
Me: ok let’s lock that in. How’s your availability on Thursday after lunch

Does he even have any kind of stringed instrument he can play?

Doug Baldwin, undrafted late enough?

Have broken in half before, and watched the two halves evolve into individual beings, mutter and walk away, leaving me content as the space between.

a decade or so after the events of the cat in the hat, sally and her brother had a drunken night together where they committed inseusst, but nobody talks about that.

A quote from Stranger in a Strange Land Thou art God'. It's not a message of cheer and hope. It's a defiance - and an unafraid, unabashed assumption of personal responsibility.

Thou art God, and I am God and all that groks is God.

www.goodreads.com/quotes/14669...

I bought 2 packs of cigarettes as the end of the world neared, one for barter. Guess I’ll smoke em both.