"You want to spend how much?" asked my girlfriend incredulously...
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Posts by Simon J Woolf
Exactly. Let's just call it piss wine and be done with it 😂
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“People will think they’re made from oranges.” The normally unrufflable @simonjwoolf.com gets just a teeny weeny bit ruffled about orange wine.
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Who's in for one of the last two places?
Set to be an amazing week filled with discussion, reflection, learning, conviviality, space for your thoughts, amazing food and wine.
2 weeks ago
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Finally 😂🥰
It's just wine at the end of the day.
3 weeks ago
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Lighthearted vicarious fun this week... and introducing my newest wine rating scheme: the Nerdometer™ and the Crushometer®.
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1 month ago
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It really was a pants article.
Barely understandable.
1 month ago
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I tried to answer the question, how do you really define vegan wine? It's nothing like as easy as you might think. So I asked the experts.
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"The CIVB’s marketing includes entertaining advice for French speakers on how to pronounce and differentiate claret from clairet with clarette offered as a phonetic guide to how ze eenglish massacre the former. If native speakers struggle, God knows how the rest of us will manage." @simonjwoolf.com
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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Stop me if I'm being dense here, but this is a photo from a bar in France (still in Europe, still using the metric system last time I checked).
So more normal would be 100ml or 125ml?
2 months ago
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140ml is a weird glass size! Never seen that before....
2 months ago
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All podcasts be like:
2 months ago
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QUIT X.
Remaining on that platform even as an unused username supports its legitimacy.
You do not need it. Deactivate your account.
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Here here.
It astounds me that politicians still use it as a kind of official channel.
2 months ago
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Indeed it is!
2 months ago
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Thank you Jamie!
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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Hell yeah
3 months ago
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Agreed.
3 months ago
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Goodness! Sincerely hope the operation went well and there will be some Christmas cheer soon, to make up for this little drama.
3 months ago
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I felt I couldn't ignore this topic any longer. I promise more seasonal cheer in next week's post!
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3 months ago
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Why post if you're not going to name and shame? is it anything well known?
3 months ago
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I was a bit shocked to see that Decanter sort of approved this product. Sort of . . .
www.decanter.com/wine/a-drink...
3 months ago
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I'd love to work for them as a copywriter.
"Fed up with fresh, young wines? Vinalchemy will oxidise your juice to shit within seconds"
"Want to drink something old and tired? Vinalchemy will transform any good wine into vinegar"
3 months ago
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@janetrad.bsky.social I thought you'd like this:
vinalchemy.com
3 months ago
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Guessing the former, but who knows!
3 months ago
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How could you not trust this marketing?
3 months ago
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Stuff like this has been peddled for quite a few years now. Praying on the "contains sulphites" wording and the stupidity/fear of most consumers I guess....
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