!!!!! gram parsons!!!!!!!!!!

just so you all know @cinnacorn.bsky.social just had to explain to her parents what a milf is

Screenshot of the Mole Miner Max boss battle in Donkey Kong Country Returns. Professor Chops is in the train telling Donkey Kong to "TRY HARDER". Source: info: reddit.com user "FlashyTie5327", image: screenshot taken by Supper Mario Broth

An obscure functionality of Donkey Kong Country Returns is that if Donkey Kong spends 3 full attack cycles of a boss not damaging it, Professor Chops will pop up telling him what to do, e.g. "BOP NOW!" In the Mole Miner Max battle, the tip is particularly condescending, being simply "TRY HARDER".

DON'T TREAD ON ME

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
i ate some raisins
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LinuxGlen @linuxglen.bsky.social
I didn't say Daniel Tiger was feudalist. I said *the Neighborhood of Make-Believe* is clearly aligned with paleofeudalist thought.
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Neil Media @neilmedia.bsky.social
You're still accountable.

A yellow cereal box with brown stars and the High School Musical logo, under the Weetabix logo. The cast of the movie all pose under a rolled up diploma that reads "chocolatey wholegrain stars"

Weetabix High School Musical Cereal (2009-2009): A UK-only promotional cereal for the Disney Channel original movie. It consisted of chocolate-flavored, whole grain cereal pieces shaped like stars

genuinely what is this. what do you mean I'm listening to ace of spades off of the soundtrack to the 2008 film "how to lose friends & alienate people"

oh would you look at the time. it's dale and grace o'clock

NO

Hannah Hidalgo/Richard Nixon

Hannah Hidalgo/Richard Nixon

me in 3rd grade 🤝 a fairly influential cleveland executive
addicted to candystand dot com mini golf

Elin döner Mammed; Azatlyk St 35, Türkmenbaşy, Turkmenistan www.google.com/maps/search/

since donna summer is in the american cultural zeitgeist right now, gotta reiterate this

shimp

shimp

tale as old as time i guess

there has to be something we can do about this

who else sitting in their car rn listening to the end of the 1975 Wings album Venus and Mars because you don’t want to interrupt “Treat Her Gently/Lonely Old People”

we're about to get slammed with a blizzard and I had people at the office on Friday being like "they always get this stuff wrong"

ok man

at some point we're going to have to talk about this weird anti-meteorology sentiment that people have now

welcome to the bathroom

Steam message board thread "make local coop to play with wife"

make local coop to play with wife

there's something about mayor mccheese that makes me want to eat his head off. come here mayor mccheese

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."

story land, route 16, glen, new hampshire, 1995

story land, route 16, glen, new hampshire, 1995

the thing i love about jack white is that he got his first cell phone like 6 months ago and all he does is this now

JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.

what the fuck ever man