crate time!!!!!!!!

bruised my throat again award

have you considered?

face card

fit check

doordash driver last night said "is this for [deadname]" and then proceeded to tell me that my boyfriend shouldn't make me come down to get the food

ur so right lemme grab my shears

alright

i have realized that im a statistically average human, half asian half white, 2 tits 2 balls

after every job rejection email i do 15 reps of double action trigger pulls with the gun to my forehead. i can now crack walnuts using only my index finger, i can drive my index finger straight through a stud wall

If you live/work in the Seattle area and are a mechanical engineer or work for a company that may be hiring mechanical engineers please let me know!!

"we're impressed by your skills and experience but unfortunately we have chosen to pursue other candidates at this time"

"baby can we do the libertarian roleplay tonight? i wanna be your asian wife"

short people at shows be like "im in the pit".... yea at ur height ur probably in several

just had a very vivid daydream of someone stabbing me in the stomach and then fingering the wound and brother i am BRICKED UP

I'm going bricko mode

oh yeah

i wish job rejection emails weren't written by bots so i could reply to them with a picture of a gun to my head captioned "This Is Your Fault"

who can match me?

further explaining the text above; TLDR: I will be served an eviction notice on December 10th, I have no phone service, my power will be cut off, I am trying my best to do anything for money, please help if you can !!

venmo : moxneve

cashapp: $girljams

my kitten, Ruby staring with innocent yet violent eyes

I am starting a mutual aid post for $1800 to stop myself from getting evicted. Please Share This!!

I will try to keep the amount current for transparency but I have no service so if I have to move away from public wifi there may be a delay in updates!

Thank you for reading bluesky 🫶

i got it at a brick n mortar store in seattle, lemme see if i can find a link to it online

Smh posting my art without credit

this year i shall learn how to abandon shame

I'm picturing my balls doing the chef boyardee can rolling thing down the street and back up to my scrotum

Mao was right