Corpus Christi plans to declare a 'water emergency.' What does that mean? City leaders intend to make unprecedented cuts to water use in September, but they aren’t sure exactly how.

Corpus Christi, Texas, appears to be on track to become the first modern American city to run out of water

USAID Whistleblower Says It Was Even Worse Than People Knew Political appointees wanted a quiet drawdown, the whistleblower says. DOGE wanted an execution.

Still feel like "Musk and his crew of incels destroyed a bunch of stuff they didn't understand and thereby hastened the deaths of millions of children" did not get the public attention it warranted.

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Naw dude, that was the girl. The girl was a lot younger. Try to keep up.

If only there was a word for “exploitative sexual behavior with a 16-year-old girl when he was 30.”

Silicon Valley erased my Dick and Balls

Yeah, but what doesn’t nowadays

😭

Confirmed ✅

calling dibs on DICK ERASURE as a band name

A Startup Says It Grew Human Sperm in a Lab—and Used It to Make Embryos Paterna Biosciences says it has determined the set of instructions needed to turn sperm-making stem cells into "normal, mature" sperm.

People losing jobs left and right, what is with this economy

SPERM MACHINE A Startup Says It Grew Human Sperm in a Lab-and Used It to Make Embryos Paterna Biosciences says it has determined the set of instructions needed to turn sperm-making stem cells into "normal, mature" sperm. EMILY MULLIN 84.23.26 05:04 AM

THIS IS DICK ERASURE. Male Loneliness Epidemic about to explode

White cargo trailer with a message that reads "THIS CONTAINER TRANSPORTS A DISEASE WHICH HAS NO CURE."

is it love? i bet it’s love

Unless you are going to be mean. Then you can keep it.

Photo sent to me from @hellkat666.bsky.social that shows printed labels “write” and “wires”

DO. IT. I love mail.

the volcano dipper pizza

Felt like I needed to add a sense of mystery and adventure to my life. Then I remembered we live in a world where I can order something called a "volcano dipper" from a pizza place and now my husband and I are waiting for this abomination to get delivered.

rear legs and tail of longcat

torso of long at

torso of longcat

forward legs and head of longcat

widecat

you can drink tzatziki sauce nothing matters

Tweet from Reverend Jordan Wells: "Why So Many Protestants Are Done with the Modern Papacy I respect Catholicism deeply, but this is exactly why so many Protestants have major issues with the current direction of the Vatican. The Pope’s clear liberal political bent is impossible to defend."

This is an incredible tweet.

i sit in the same spot on the couch every time, ive gotten up several times since sitting down today, i am not wearing clothes w/buttons on them, but just now when i got up a button fell from my lap to the floor. the only thing ive worn in weeks with buttons on them don’t have buttons like this ???

going through a phase where i’m pretty sure none of the things i want exist

whenever I throw bread into a pond

keanu reeves being a nice guy is like the only thing left that hasn't been proven to be fake. if i ever find out that was a lie, i swear to god, i will lose it.

If it helps, he has a home (or did) in my aunt’s neighborhood. One day my younger cousin was out walking and he talked to her and posed for photos just because. They said he was incredibly kind and gracious

Nope nope dislike (except pen, pen light is magic)

a room with immaculate vibes thanks to a pleasant green wall and baby salmon pink sofa, and a GIANT FUCKING BIC PEN THAT IS A LAMP AND ITS WHOLE CLEAR SECTION LIGHTS UP YOU JUST PISSED YOUR PANTSUIT A TINY AMOUNT

to be honest, I want this more than marriage

guy who navigates to infowars dot com to laugh at all the stupid shit the onion put on there without realizing that they haven't actually changed anything yet

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.