They do have a point 🤣

The gold/silver oval combadge from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

You can keep your Android and iPhone. This is my preferred device

I love it when a story comes together!

A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows: Oz, Robert De Niro. Kermit & co. join a violent law enforcement team in 1920’s Chicago tasked with taking down the Mafia. 7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: VOYAGER(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min. An outcast the Borg rejected as “too primitive” asks Seven to help him get assimilated. To prove Earth isn't tacky and dumb, Tom takes B'Elanna to a holodeck recreation of “The Cheesecake Factory” and “Rainforest Cafe.” [SCI] MOVIE(CC)—Horror; 2 hrs. “Sasquatch 2: Bigfootinʼ Boogaloo.” Clint How-

#StarTrekVOY "The Identity Shock"
An outcast the Borg rejected as “too primitive” asks Seven to help him get assimilated. To prove Earth isn't tacky and dumb, Tom takes B'Elanna to a holodeck recreation of “The Cheesecake Factory” and “Rainforest Cafe.”

Full disclosure: I *love* Rainforest Cafe.

“Jim Henson’s The Great Muppet Chicago Shenanigan”

A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows: Oz, Robert De Niro. Kermit & co. join a violent law enforcement team in 1920’s Chicago tasked with taking down the Mafia. 7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: VOYAGER(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min. An outcast the Borg rejected as “too primitive” asks Seven to help him get assimilated. To prove Earth isn't tacky and dumb, Tom takes B'Elanna to a holodeck recreation of “The Cheesecake Factory” and “Rainforest Cafe.” [SCI] MOVIE(CC)—Horror; 2 hrs. “Sasquatch 2: Bigfootinʼ Boogaloo.” Clint How-

#StarTrekVOY "The Identity Shock"
An outcast the Borg rejected as “too primitive” asks Seven to help him get assimilated. To prove Earth isn't tacky and dumb, Tom takes B'Elanna to a holodeck recreation of “The Cheesecake Factory” and “Rainforest Cafe.”

Omnipotent smoke
Bowl of misanthropic lies
Toke, mon Capitaine

#HighQ #StarTrekTNG

Very exciting news!

A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows: Hasselhoff) disguises KITT as a surf board to infiltrate a lifeguarding cult led by the charming and mysterious Mitch Buchannon. 7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min. [HAL] MOVIE(CC)—Holiday/Horror; 2 hrs. “The Exorcistmas.” Jeffrey Combs. Burl Ives. Ally

#StarTrekTNG "Final Grace"

An alien who claims to be the last of the Organian race asks Wesley for help. Picard exhibits unusual behavior after he accidentally asks for “tea, earl grey, pot.” Emergency Medicinal Hologram: Willie Nelson.

Klingon philosopher: TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO WHY

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Sure it can prevent the cavities in my teeth, but can it prevent the cavity in my heart?

Too much spit, or too much suction?

How much insane fun would that be???

"What you had to do. What you always do: start pushing buttons to see what happens instead of reading the directions."

Title card for "Star Trek: The Late Show with Shran the Andorian". Shran wears a dark suit and red tie as he sits behind a host's desk on a late night talk stage.

#StarTrek #TheLateShowWithShran

Tonight! Shran welcomes "Morntal Kombat" star Morn! And "Reed In The Middle: Road's Still Long" star Malcolm Reed! Then, Shran and Tarah put Flubber and Anti-Flubber in a warp core! And musical guest Porthoshead!

Your local news is next.

Try 000 Destruct 0

A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows: tries new catchphrases like, “copay this” and “floss a la vista, baby” causing KITT to scream “bite down? BITE ME!” and drive off a cliff. 7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min. When an anomaly threatens to mess with the Enterprise, the crew design an anomaly of their own to mess with it right back. Mirror Universe Mott gives Picard a funfetti perm. Transporter chief: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. [TCM] MOVIE(CC)—Horror; 2 hrs. “Army Of Darkness.” Jimmy Stewart. Kim Novak.

And now it's time for the episode I found yesterday while coming down off heavy sedation at the dentist.

#StarTrekTNG "I Don't Want The Fluoride But The Fluoride Wants Me"

When an anomaly threatens to mess with the Enterprise, the crew design an anomaly of their own to mess with it right back…

A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows: Takei steps into the role of James Bond to stop a rogue dictator's secret plans. Seaman Fuzzy Naval: Tony Curtis. Q: James Doohan. 7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min. The Enterprise encounters aliens who react to human emotion by mutating themselves in response to the empathic stimuli, draining the crew in the process. T'Pol literally can't even. Musical guest: The Ying Yang Twins. [TCM] MOVIE(CC)—Superhero; 2 hrs. “Batman Returns.” Clark Gable. Peter Lorre. Hedy

#StarTrekENT "Focal Point"

The Enterprise encounters aliens who react to human emotion by mutating themselves in response to the empathic stimuli, draining the crew in the process. T'Pol literally can't even. Musical guest: The Ying Yang Twins.

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🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

#MicroTreks
“Beverly,” whispers Riker.

Beverly’s eyes open. “Jack—?”

“We brought you both aboard the Titan,” Riker says.

Beverly bolts up, waivers, and lays back down, clutching her side.

“I said no Starfleet,” Beverly says.
1/3

#MicroTreks

Worf set a chalice of blood wine on the table before Jay-Den.

“It has taken me many years to,” Worf considered his words carefully. “Understand my failure as a father.”

“Knowing oneself is harder than knowing another,” Jay-Den observed, lifting the chalice.

Worf’s brow raised.
1/7

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STO when are we getting an all-TAS mission AND renderer??? Hire this guy @starfleetdesign.bsky.social for the project!

A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows: spiral when Monica dates a wizard. Phoebe’s talking parrot knows a dark secret about Joey’s past. Mothman: Calvert DeForest. 7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min. During a worker revolt on Thremian D, rebels use their mental powers to extract tactical skills from Kira. At Julian’s combadge party, Worf pulls Admiral Nechayev’s badge from the bowl. Vorta: Samantha Fox. [TCM] MOVIE(CC)—Supernatural/Drama; 2 hrs. “The Craft.” Elizabeth Montgomery. Barbara

#StarTrekDS9 "Game Changer"

During a worker revolt on Thremian D, rebels use their mental powers to extract tactical skills from Kira. At Julian’s combadge party, Worf pulls Admiral Nechayev’s badge from the bowl. Vorta: Samantha Fox.

A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows: spiral when Monica dates a wizard. Phoebe’s talking parrot knows a dark secret about Joey’s past. Mothman: Calvert DeForest. 7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min. During a worker revolt on Thremian D, rebels use their mental powers to extract tactical skills from Kira. At Julian’s combadge party, Worf pulls Admiral Nechayev’s badge from the bowl. Vorta: Samantha Fox. [TCM] MOVIE(CC)—Supernatural/Drama; 2 hrs. “The Craft.” Elizabeth Montgomery. Barbara

#StarTrekDS9 "Game Changer"

During a worker revolt on Thremian D, rebels use their mental powers to extract tactical skills from Kira. At Julian’s combadge party, Worf pulls Admiral Nechayev’s badge from the bowl. Vorta: Samantha Fox.

A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows: Goldblum) to help President Takser (Arnold Schwarzenegger) battle alien dino-terrorists who have taken over the White House. 7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min. Picard, Riker and Ensign Ro visit Garon II, the site of Ro’s tragic away mission, to reestablish diplomatic relations. Meanwhile, a mutogenic anomaly turns the crew into Fraggles and Doozers. Transporter chief: Peter Capaldi. [TCM] MOVIE(CC)—Sci-Fi/Comedy; 2 hrs. “Short Circuit.” Buster Keaton. Clara Bow. Lon

#StarTrekTNG "Restoration"

Picard, Riker and Ensign Ro visit Garon II, the site of Ro’s tragic away mission, to reestablish diplomatic relations. Meanwhile, a mutogenic anomaly turns the crew into Fraggles and Doozers. Transporter chief: Peter Capaldi.

There's a lot going on in this one.

Oh, you mean the main antagonists of "True Independence Park: Jurassic Lies Day"? Incredible film.

We might run into them on Deep Space Radishes.

Watch it, frog!