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Posts by Matteo Bianchi

So Live Nation is an illegal and shitty monopoly and the whole music industry would be better off without it

Finally some jury found that out and I hope they will keep going until they are completely destroyed and we can throw salt in the land their offices once were 🫑

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Fuck Ticketmaster and fuck Live Nation LESGOOOOOO

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A Magic the Gathering card. 

"Generous Gift": 3 mana, of which 1 white specific, instant. 

Effect: 
Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

Flavor text: 
"Oh... well you're not so scary now, are you?" - Fluttershy

It shows a cartoonish elephant and a pony from the My Little Pony series.

A Magic the Gathering card. "Generous Gift": 3 mana, of which 1 white specific, instant. Effect: Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token. Flavor text: "Oh... well you're not so scary now, are you?" - Fluttershy It shows a cartoonish elephant and a pony from the My Little Pony series.

The same card but from a standard expansion.

Featuring a fantasy elephant, being looked in horror by some people, while then said elephant is seated on a person, clearly struggling.

"The best presents are impossible to regift"

The same card but from a standard expansion. Featuring a fantasy elephant, being looked in horror by some people, while then said elephant is seated on a person, clearly struggling. "The best presents are impossible to regift"

For a second I thought we really got a My Little Pony set in Magic the Gathering but it's Secrets Lair so it doesn't matter for Standard. Phew.

After Spiderman, Ninja Turtles, Avatar... I wouldn't have been surprised. Just very disappointed lol

This is legal in non-standard tournaments.
I can't.

5 days ago 0 0 0 0
Bring Me The Horizon [2006] Count Your Blessings [FULL ALBUM]
Bring Me The Horizon [2006] Count Your Blessings [FULL ALBUM] YouTube video by Bestello Metallello (MetalMusic)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt0R...

Do yourself a favor and listen to a masterpiece of MySpace Deathcore

1 week ago 3 1 0 0

Bring Me The Horizon FINALLY

Realized Count Your Blessings is what their current (but also old) fanbase needs to hear and is doing one concert playing it in full.

Unfortunately the actual artists behind the songs are not gonna be there to play them, but better than nothing.

Considering.

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And yes, I've cleaned the kitchen afterwards.

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A sizzling hot pan, featuring two tuna filets coated in misoyaki sauce and getting cooked

A sizzling hot pan, featuring two tuna filets coated in misoyaki sauce and getting cooked

I made a misoyaki sauce, I have no idea why I tried but it worked wonders on fresh tuna filets

1 week ago 0 0 1 0
A COOL SCKELLETON IN A ROBE "IM DOING THE LEAST I POSSIBLY CAN, NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, THATS BECAUSE I DIDNT TRY " - GOTO patreon.com/dasharez0ne TO READ MY FULL MANIFESTO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A COOL SCKELLETON IN A ROBE "IM DOING THE LEAST I POSSIBLY CAN, NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, THATS BECAUSE I DIDNT TRY " - GOTO patreon.com/dasharez0ne TO READ MY FULL MANIFESTO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

REAL - dashare.zone ADMIN

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I have 200k Steam points and I never looked at the points shop???

Lmao

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
Ubuntu Cola - Wikipedia

TIL Ubuntu cola existed at some point.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubuntu_...

Wtf.

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Three frames extracted from a movie, modified and turned into a meme.

First frame: A robot towering over a human being and saying "Congratulations! You are being open sourced" 
Second frame: A human being laying down, powerless, but with their face as the Claude Code logo
Third frame: The aforementioned robot continuing the phrase "Please do not resist."

Three frames extracted from a movie, modified and turned into a meme. First frame: A robot towering over a human being and saying "Congratulations! You are being open sourced" Second frame: A human being laying down, powerless, but with their face as the Claude Code logo Third frame: The aforementioned robot continuing the phrase "Please do not resist."

And it's all a badly vibe-coded TUI in Typescript - as any other AI tool lol

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A SKELETEIN FLICKEN OFF THERE COMPUTER "THE ONLY GPT I CARE ABOUT IS GETTING HIGH AND PANICING BECAUSE I GOT TOO HIGH " - YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME THAT A PROGRAM THAT BOILS SMALL TOWNS IN ORDER TO ASSEMBLE MEANINGLESS ENGLISH LANGUAGE SENTENCES IN A STATISTICAL MANNER VOID OF MEANING IS "INTELLIGENT" ANY MORE THAN MY FUCKEN APPLE 2 WAS INTELIGENT WHEN I LOADED UP ELIZA AND IT RESPONDED TO ME USING QUESTIONS MIXED WITH FRAGMENTS OF WHAT I TYPED TO IT EARLIER , HUMANS ARE DUMB AS FUCK BUT ONE THING YOU CAN GUARANTEE FOR SURE IS THAT COMPUTERS WILL ALWAYS BE DUMBER, WE SHOULD ALL FOLLOW THE EXAMPLE OF KURT RUSSEL IN DA MOVIE "THE THING" AND DESTROY EVERY COMPUTER WHO THINKS THERE BETTER THAN HUMANS, IF THE VENTURE CAPTALISTS LIKE THIS SHIT SO MUCH THEY CAN PUT THE DATA CENTERS AT THERE HOUSE AND TALK TO IT ALL DAY AND WE CAN SEIZE THERE WEALTH WHILE THERE BUSY GETTING COMPLIMENTED BY THERE PHONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELETEIN FLICKEN OFF THERE COMPUTER "THE ONLY GPT I CARE ABOUT IS GETTING HIGH AND PANICING BECAUSE I GOT TOO HIGH " - YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME THAT A PROGRAM THAT BOILS SMALL TOWNS IN ORDER TO ASSEMBLE MEANINGLESS ENGLISH LANGUAGE SENTENCES IN A STATISTICAL MANNER VOID OF MEANING IS "INTELLIGENT" ANY MORE THAN MY FUCKEN APPLE 2 WAS INTELIGENT WHEN I LOADED UP ELIZA AND IT RESPONDED TO ME USING QUESTIONS MIXED WITH FRAGMENTS OF WHAT I TYPED TO IT EARLIER , HUMANS ARE DUMB AS FUCK BUT ONE THING YOU CAN GUARANTEE FOR SURE IS THAT COMPUTERS WILL ALWAYS BE DUMBER, WE SHOULD ALL FOLLOW THE EXAMPLE OF KURT RUSSEL IN DA MOVIE "THE THING" AND DESTROY EVERY COMPUTER WHO THINKS THERE BETTER THAN HUMANS, IF THE VENTURE CAPTALISTS LIKE THIS SHIT SO MUCH THEY CAN PUT THE DATA CENTERS AT THERE HOUSE AND TALK TO IT ALL DAY AND WE CAN SEIZE THERE WEALTH WHILE THERE BUSY GETTING COMPLIMENTED BY THERE PHONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

SHIT GPT - dashare.zone ADMIN

2 weeks ago 976 232 0 7

There's still time

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

AI made IT people realize it's important to know how to read, write and articulate our thoughts.

Groundbreaking.

I would never have guessed that.

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Italian politicians focusing on asking the Italian Soccer Federation president to resign

INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON RUNNING THE DAMN COUNTRY

I'm so glad I don't give a cent of my tax money to these folks 🫑

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

FOVO - Fear of vibing out?

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0
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It's not day drinking if there's coffee in it

Maybe see you next time if I get sponsored lol
Thanks for swinging by at the booth to say hi 🫑

KUBECON OVER BYE

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Day 2 of fairly ok food at KubeCon lol

Also, come to my talk at 3 PM about ephemeral environments with FluxCD thanksssss

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

I didn't have to go out of the venue and walk a thousand miles + make my company pay big bucks (and then expense report it with a terrible UI)

Insane!

4 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

KubeCon food was decent this round???

Unexpected lol

4 weeks ago 4 0 1 0

Day 0 of KubeCon

I'm already so tired lol

4 weeks ago 8 0 0 0

Options are: Sunami, Sanguisugabogg, C-Gate, Deez Nuts (the one that almost got me banned from OSS Summit last time lol)

_either way I'll have the company hoodie just in case, I unfortunately still need a job 😴_

4 weeks ago 0 0 1 0
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Which band tee should I wear for my final talk at KubeCon?

Getting official photos from conferences is much more fun with those instead of your boring professional attire 🫑

4 weeks ago 0 0 1 0
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Systemd’s New Feature Brings Age Verification Option to Linux The optional birthDate field gives other projects a standardized data source for age verification compliance.

OS Layer age verification will be the ultimate crap.

It all starts with this PR which gives a simple field to track user birthdates: github.com/systemd/syst...

Why the fuck Linux maintainers are allowing this to happen?

Also see: github.com/BryanLunduke...

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

After all of the sangria my KubeCon is gonna be straight edge 🫑

1 month ago 4 0 1 0

It went great, everyone had fun

I still have a job

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Today my management left me unsupervised and my (global) team will be hostage of my yapping for 4 hours

Love you folks xoxo

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

If you listen to Have Heart and wear a MAGA hat you should actually learn to read lyrics bro

I just saw a pic of a dude wearing their merch with a maga hat and I can't

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Trapped Under Ice > Turnstile

Brendan is better off at the drums and TUI is so much more fun to 2 step to 🀠

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Me and you both, I had no idea lol

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