I came back from my blue sky hiatus to send this message.

Holy shit, you are absolutely stunning!! 💜

Krispy Kreme wanna be me so bad 🤭🤭

Waterparks - ICE YouTube video by Waterparks

In case you missed my previous post

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Hey, fuck ICE

Fuck ice

Mmm mmm

Good girl 😘

My lips are always moist 😘

Promise? 😘

The best tits I have ever had the pleasure of viewing. 🥰😍🥰 Keep 'em cumming! 🍑💜🍑

Holy shit, those are magnificent. 💜💜

The right way to play the game... Edging with Karlach

Karlach all day, and it's not even close. 💜💜

Yeah! What did she do wrong?? Let me know and I'll set her straight. 👋😀🤪

I think we can make something happen 💜

Oh hey, if you wanna see my hot wife do some slutty things, check out her goods. 💜🍑

Oooh me too!!

My eagerness is your addiction. 😘

If you see my dog walking around, run. We cremated him 20 years ago.

My girl always making a mess. Need to clean up after her. 💦💜

Gif that pops up when you type your name.

I mean... Who's surprised

Nice peach 🍑

Queen! As a bi male who's been on both sides, 100% on all these points. 🍑💜 Be supportive, be attentive, be patient and be an adult.

So my latest form of entertainment is responding to spam text messages with absurd responses. Yeah yeah, I know I should block and report and move on - but alas here we are.

A Facebook post from “Fear and Loathing: Closer to the …” says: “Ditto.” Embedded is a post from “Joman” with white text on a black background that reads: “If Bill Clinton doesn’t say ‘I did not have sexual relations with that man’ I will be disappointed.”

Oh myyy. IYKYK.