My son‘s Swedish-inflected English accent is eerily similar to Captain Beefheart’s monotone poetry recitation voice
Posts by zeke virant
so many postings for junior specialists
you can take a shower! you don’t have to sing! you don’t have to use soap! You don’t have to dry yourself with a towel!
on deathbed thinking about “prawnie express” a game in the old west where cowboys ride giant prawns across dangerous lands to deliver mail
dancers always win
resident evil 9 requiem in d minor was actually in g minor.
honestly, it could be like 10 different ween songs. the stallion, pt. 3 is probably more stupid.
me
my bff's ford tempo
ween "the fucked jam"
are there contemporary movies that have 1 singular song that is tastefully and/or painfully repeated throughout the entire movie? basically harry nilsson's cover of "everybody's talkin'" in "midnight cowboy" or the la's "there she goes" in "so i married an axe murderer."
one Nice thing about getting older is being able to say that moves like Jagger is a terrible song instead of trying hard for a taste of it and understand nobody cares
losing myself in the service of listening to bad music because I can fix it has become me
Absolum review: feels like a labor of love! i Don’t know enough about this genre to overthink it’s goodness, but I was a sucker for the fake beating the game (and finding the real end boss). It’s like if someone pulled a curtain and yelled, “he’s the real Hootie!” (at a Hootie and the blowfish show)
Would you rather take care of a horse or really slimy cat?
new definition: it's a roguelike if there's a floor
Anytime I ask myself a question like this I usually end up finding that things like rope making, cooking, boat building were invented by Proto human species, not humans themselves. Makes it a little bit harder to track then since the assumption could be that humans just lifted it
it‘s wonderful to be where I’ve always wanted to be (listening to harry nilsson)
My 2025 talk 'Gyms, Zoos, and Museums: Your documentation should be in-game' is now also available in text format, for those who like to read instead of watch: rystorm.com/blog/gyms-zo...
And if you haven't seen it yet, there is an all new video too, with bonus material on the history of Zoos!
worth it ngl
After hating game jams forever, I like them. I’m Stravinsky in my 12-tone era.
will always like this image
wandering in search of the trashcan that wasn’t there and finally resigned to swallow your chewing gum
when people ask me what designers actually do, i always lie hehehe
A timeline visually representing the advice from my post, emphasising how dramatically and reliably having more time, with a testable build, converts to your game being better and your studio being safer.
I've been running an indie games studio for 15 years now, and it felt like a good time to boil down what I've learned into 4 pieces of advice:
www.pentadact.com/2026-01-08-1...
I hope it's of use, not least because goddamn I forgot how long blog posts take to write.
Still from The Werckmeister Harmonies: a young man walks down a street at night
Still from The Werckmeister Harmonies: piles of books illuminated by a window
Still from The Werckmeister Harmonies: a crowd of men marching at night
Still from The Werckmeister Harmonies: an old man gazes at an artificial whale in an empty town square
RIP Béla Tarr. I first saw The Werckmeister Harmonies in downtown Manhattan, a month or so after 9/11. A strange, slow, melancholy film that's haunted and inspired me ever since.
glitch art poster with the text: boshi's lecture series presents...liz ryerson. february 19th 2026. doors at 7, talk at 7:30, listening party at 9:30. $5 - 15 suggested donation. at boshi's place
join us 2/19 for our first ever lecture series event, featuring @ellaguro.bsky.social: "What Doth Videogame? A personal history of art and life in the age of collapse."
following the talk will be a listening party for liz's new album, Saint Elizabeth!
rsvp here: www.eventbrite.com/e/boshis-lec...
hope you make it to book 14, "Glinda of Oz"
I feel like every pitchfork review starts after the reviewer has had one drink and concludes after about 6 more
Could be a fun thing to subvert! People’s expectation is that the lock and key have no grander meaning so it’s rich for presenting it in a stock way and then revealing a grander design behind it. E.g. you find out that keys are also persistent currency that & don’t need to use them (shouldn’t use?)
Four panel Lindsey and Tobias from arrested development. I have advised a number of soldiers to fire small arms at Demogorgons. Did it work for those people? No, it never does. … but it might work for us.
every military commander on stranger things