my lady days coming a whole 4 days early is actually insane

i don’t want to do anything today other than play minecraft with svu in the background, and rot in bed with some kettle corn

Beautiful 🥰

thank God i woke up Black again!

Being a fine ass Black, creative, nerdy woman with scrumdiddlyumptious pussy is almost too heavy a burden to bear!!!!!!!!

other Black people that don’t have Black friends are a red flag

They said yall will breed, by fire by force!😭😭

oprah winfrey talking on a cell phone with her hand on her chin ALT: oprah winfrey talking on a cell phone with her hand on her chin

i don’t have a got damn thing to say atp

If you don’t bark and act a fool when I send attachments, you ain’t got to ever worry about receiving them again.

wait, HWHAT?!

They received presidential pardons for this ‘message’ and it wasn’t seashells on a beach.

im feeling extremely compelled to bail on the office early and start my weekend early

america is cooked, chat.

We are not wondering

America : the blueprint

Just because a person has a beautiful heart & gentle nature doesn't mean they're naive or fragile. You never know the type of chaos it took for them to become that calm. Don't mistake kindness for weakness... those ppl have survived the hardest battles—they're smart and strong af.

thank u 2 my kodak !

Saying shit to me on this app that you would never say to my face getting you blocked hella fast

My favorite part

If I wasn’t rappin’ baby, I would still be ridin’ Mercedes

How I would’ve pulled up to the #MetGala

at the very least!

Exactly! Then I don’t even want to talk anymore. 😒

none of these numbers are high enough for me but the white percentage is so typical

like i heard you enough to identify that you made sounds with your mouth, but not what the sounds meant hello?

My pet peeve is when people say, “If you can ‘huh’, you can hear.”

this world is overstimulating to say the least

oh UH UH this would frighten me!