Oh also I’m hiring immediately for the kitchen. If you or someone you know needs a gig and wants to embrace the grease, hit me up. info@cobraburger.com

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These are a great alternative to bleach but are a bit more expensive. They take up less room though.

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Do yourself a solid and pick one of these up. For real. This is likely to happen again.

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Also grab some bleach and google ratios for sanitizing water. Yes regular bleach will do the job. #rva #rvadine

Hey hi what’s up Richmond! We haven’t posted in a month because I’m fucking sick of social media but just in case you hadn’t seen it yet.

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Ain’t it grand?

Not yet. But once they’re printed you can.

I’ll put your name on one!

Guess I’ll just have to drink more beer 🤷‍♂️

Oh hell yes

Tremendous even

Ya know I said the same thing

Federal government cancels $12 million grant scheduled for Richmond water plant "By cutting funding for critical infrastructure, the federal government is shifting significant costs directly onto our residents and ratepayers."

Oh cool. Nice. Awesome. This is cool and nice and awesome for us. Nice. Hell yeah.

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#rva #virginia

If the US government requires passports for you to practice your rights such as voting then passports should be provided for free to all and within a reasonable timeframe by said government.

Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger Fastidious Diner Opts For Less Meat Instead Of More Meat

Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger
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A flyer for a Nightcrawler pop up at Cobra Burger on Sunday April 20th.

HAHAHA OH HELL YEAH! @nightcrawlerrva.bsky.social is back again on fucking 4/20 y’all. This time instead of fried chicken we are doing breakfast for dinner. Nice! Keep yer eyes peeled for the food menu 😘 (it’s also easter Sunday and we gonna get reeeeal blasphemous 😈) #rva #rvadine

A hand popping the runny egg yolk on a Wake ‘n’ Snake breakfast sandwich

FUCKING FINALLY Y’ALL! After literal months trying to find a reliable LOCAL pork supplier we goddamn did it. Longganissa, fried farm egg, Chz and smoked tomato jam served on an ube pandesal bun from Angie’s Bakery in VA Beach. FUCK yes. #rva #rvadine

Oliv, the bar manager at Cobra Burger holding the a T-shirt. On the shirt is a cartoon cobra smashing a cartoon beef patty monster

The front of the T-shirt with the words Cobra Burger in a stylized typeface

Hey hi sup. Here’s that daggum new T-shirt I mentioned yesterday! Design by Christian Moquin of Like Glue Print Co. and printed by Action T-shirts! I’d tag them but they’re not on BlueSky…yet 😈 Anywho, come scoop one ya dingus! #rva #rvadine

Don’t worry, I’ll post the shirts tomorrow 😘

A pro abortion flyer hung behind the register at Cobra Burger.

So I WAS going to post about our new shirts today but SOMETHING compelled me to share this flyer we’ve had hanging behind the register for a few years. What could it be… hmmm. #marchformyass #rva #rvadine

A screen shot of Kwam’s Chicken Project BlueSky profile

Ohhhhh shit. Ok, it’s game over now y’all. Fucking @kwamschicken.bsky.social is on BlueSky? HELL yes and I mean HELL YES. Good to see you buddy ♥️♥️♥️ #rvadine #rva

@cobraburger.bsky.social went fried chicken for the night! #nightofthecockatrice

interesting

I’ll post the full menu here soon!

No Holds Barred A monthly pop-up from Cobra Burger and Nightcrawler promises the unpredictable

HEY HIGH SUP? @nightcrawlerrva.bsky.social will be here again this Sunday 2/23 for more damn cocktails aaaand MORE GODDAMN COCKATRICE FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICHES. Also the homie @eileen-mellon.bsky.social wrote up this sick ass article bout it. Nice! richmondmagazine.com/restaurants-... #rva #rvadine

You’ve just gotta ask 🥹

This picture has nothing to do with anything I just typed but Matty and Moe look real cute and I knew it would get your attention.

Two very handsome gentleman hugging while enjoying a burger

Sup? I have a bunch of random shirts from a couple different runs. Mostly 2X, 3X and like smalls. Anyway I want them gone so tonight BURGER SHIRT GRAB BAG. Come in, order food and dip your hand in the bag for a free shirt. In person orders only, first come first serve 😘 #rvadine #rva

What a different world we could have.

A hand holding the new RVA Muffuletta burger

🥵THE RVA MUFFULETTA 🥵
PATTIES, PROVOLONE, FRIED SMOKED BOLOGNA, OLIVE TAPENADE MAYO, CHOW CHOW RELISH. PRESSED ON THE FLAT TOP FOR THAT DAMN PANINI EFFECT HAHAHAHA OH HELL YEAH #rvadine #rva #muffuletta