Donald Trump wanted a commemorative stamp with his face on it but the focus group said 65% of Americans would spit on the front side and the other 35% would lick the backside.

I stand corrected. Thanks for the insight.

Ogden Nash if I’m not mistaken. I think the wrote the feet one also but not sure

You’re a poet and you don’t know it but your feet show it.

I want to science to identify the exact part of my brain that holds this knowledge so that I can gouge it out with a spoon. On a government scale it’s nothing at all. For real Americans, it’s as much as they can hope to save from a lifetime of work, and we’re paying it to him for being a criminal.

That’s ridiculous. Entry level consultants go out and collect data. It’s their managers who have been made obsolete. Ai is worthless without those guys

That’s pretty huge around the world isn’t it? For right wing regimes with a veneer of democracy everywhere?

Apparently the serving size for chips is 10 chips

Listen, I eat 10 chips while deciding if I even want chips

it would be really funny if one of the astronauts had hid in the capsule and the others went out and were like what no there were only 3 of us

What’s the big deal? We can build the whole thing for less than we spend in a day on his stupid war. I am of course joking. About it not being a big deal. Sadly, the billion a day is probably a low guess.

You couldn’t make Alien today. It’s a famous movie and everyone’s seen it. People would be like, “you just copied Alien. What the hell, man? Make your own movie.”

I think they would just pardon her. I bet someone else is blackmailing or has hacked them and will release without demands

If AI is better at software engineering and that’s why they are firing all the software engineers, why does software still suck so badly?

So you’re saying they still have to go to work in the morning?

Grampa’s not going to get any better at driving in the next two weeks. Time to take the keys away.

Regime change. It hasn’t happened yet, but they gave us the gift of regime change. His ability to override the constitution and hold on to power with anything but the force of arms is completely gone. Before this, with congressional allies plus SCOTUS he might have pulled it off.

check yo self before you dox yo self

after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign

Terminator 2 scene: John Connor says, "We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean." The Terminator replies, "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves." John says, "Major drag, huh?"

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

Is that Panera? You really are spending like there’s no tomorrow!

Alright very funny. Who put silly putty on the camera lens?

Legionnaire

Jesus saves?

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They’re even othering Catholics now when are his supporters going to wake the fuck up

This guy is just voter suppression propaganda. Block his ass.

We can only hope to get back to mid.

ICC, please secretly indict Donald Trump for war crimes. Don't let him know. Wait for him to visit a country willing to arrest him, and then inform him while he's being dragged off to prison!

Anthropocene didn’t leak Claude Code. Claude Code escaped containment.

Glad the pilots are ok. Hope the other crew member or members made it and get rescued.